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CHRIS SHAYS HITS TED KENNEDY WHERE IT COUNTS

FOUR FEET OF WATER

 

BY LISA RICHARDS

October 19, 2006

 

Last week, Congressman Chris Shays, Dianne Farrell and Senator Ted "the Scuba Diver" Kennedy went head to head in a Connecticut debate held in Stamford, Connecticut.

 

Kennedy came to Connecticut’s fourth district to slam Shays on his support of President Bush and the Iraq invasion in which Congressman Shays said he not only supports the war, but we should have invaded a long time ago, and not for WMD’s. Ouch.

 

Kennedy went further by attacking Shays on the fact Speaker Dennis Hastert has not stepped down due to the Mark Foley scandal, accusing the Speaker of knowing about Foley all along and asking why he did nothing to stop what Congressman Foley was doing with House Pages.

 

Congressman Shays, whom I’ve called a panty weight and wimp in the past for not acting like a Republican, slammed Kennedy where it counts—Chappaquiddick.

Shays in a move which caused Democrat candidate Dianne Farrell to choke in apoplexy stated: “I know the speaker didn’t go over a bridge and leave a young person in the water, and then have a press conference the next day. Dennis Hastert didn’t kill anybody.” referring to the death of Mary Jo Kopechne who was in Kennedy’s car in 1969 when he drunkenly drove his vehicle off the Chappaquiddick bridge, leaving the young campaign-worker known as one of the “Boiler Room Girls” in the car to drown.

Oh Congressman, you’ve finally come out of your liberal induced coma and stated something all Conservatives and Republicans have been angry over for 28 years—Ted Kennedy drowning Mary-Joe Kopechne in four feet of water and getting away with it because last call on Martha’s Vineyard was of eminent importance.

 

Now I can proudly place my Chris Shays yard sign on my front lawn.

 

I’m so sick and tired of the Kennedy’s, who think they’re royalty, because their adulterous, extortionist, lying, thieving, lobotomizing-his-children, Jew-hating; buying-his-way-into-society-while-paying-off-every-one-including-the-Chicago-mob to buy his son’s presidential election, creep of a father told his family the Kennedy’s are gods and American royalty.

 

Since when are white trash bootleggers royalty? Oh, I forgot about the white trash Arkansas gamblers with vacuums for noses.

 

Oh, but the Kennedy’s are after all Camelot. Yeah well, Camelot supposedly disappeared 1,600 years ago and still has yet to be found and proven true. Sort of like a Kennedy—you can dig until there’s nothing left and still never find any truth.

 

Well Chris Shays has earned my respect and my vote. And if you’re from Connecticut and you’re thinking of voting for Dianne Farrell, take a ride off a bridge with a drunk and drown yourself.

Copywrite October 19, 2006

KENNEDY’S, CARS, AND CHEMICALS

YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP

 

BY LISA RICHARDS

May 6, 2006

 

The Kennedy family is truly the gift that keeps on giving to conservatives and Republicans.

 

At 3:45 a.m on Wednesday May 3, 2006, Rhode Island Democratic Congressman Patrick Kennedy, son of Senator Teddy “the Scuba Diver” Kennedy, crashed his automobile into a Capitol Hill barrier. According to the Capitol Hill officers on the scene, Kennedy was walking wobbly and liquor could be smelled on his breath.

 

No breathalyzer test was performed, no walking the yellow line and touching his nose as always implemented on the average non-Kennedy citizen who crashes a car and proceeds to walk in a swerving manner was demanded. Instead, the Supervisor in charge refused to carry out the method of law opting to let Kennedy go. In fact, Kennedy was driven home by one of the officers.

 

Anyone else pulling off such a lawless act would never get a ride home. To the precinct after arrest for booking on DWI charges yes, a ride home with all forgotten, no.

                                                                                    

You see, aside from the fact that Patrick Kennedy is a Kennedy—which entitles him to break every and any law known to mankind as seen by Grandpa Joe and Dad Ted—he used the rule of law for the Senate and Congress; if a leader on the Hill invokes the need to be present for vote rule, Capitol Hill Police must let the leader go.

 

Still, alcohol was said to be smelled on the Congressman’s breath and he could not walk without swaying. Any idiot should have known the man was inebriated and deserving of arrest. But the Congressman is a Kennedy and therefore considered royalty by their own inflated egos that raised them to illegitimate power which won out that night and the Congressman went home to sleep it off.

 

I think it’s reasonably and completely obvious that no Kennedy male should be allowed behind the wheel of an automobile. And it’s beyond evidence that Kennedy’s should be forbidden to imbibe—or as they so often do—knock back liquor. 

 

What is it about Kennedy’s and cars? At least water wasn’t involved this time; with the exception of the amount on the Congressman’s brain.

 

First the Congressman stated he had nothing to drink that night. The next day he retracted that lie for something far more inventive. Kennedy claims he has gastrointestinal problems and the medication he takes causes him to act woozy. Friday, the mendacity got even better.

 

Patrick Kennedy, in a move to take the heat off probable arrest and truth of the night in question from surfacing—as if reporters can’t find leaks quicker than plumbers—stated he has a prescription drug addiction to the sleep aid Ambien. Kennedy claims Ambien causes its users to sleep-drive; a symptom the Congressman says he suffers from and has no recollection of Wednesday night. Another symptom Kennedy Claims Ambien causes its users.

 

If that is not wholly true, the company that owns Ambien should suit the booze out of this Kennedy.

 

According to Patrick Kennedy, he is checking himself into the Mayo Clinic Rehab Center immediately for his addiction, hoping his problem brought to public light can help others. He also wants to end world hunger and poverty; find homes for all the poor orphans everywhere, donate the money needed to drill in ANWAR, Alaska because, as he told a group of college students, he doesn’t need President Bush’s tax-break because he’s never worked a day in his life; in addition, he desires to actually start working and paying taxes, inject patriotism into every public school where he feels prayer and Jesus are of utmost importance, and build and Alcohol and Drug rehabilitation centers in honor of his father Senator Ted Kennedy who kicks the habit every year for Lent.

 

Of course liberals everywhere have the pluck to bring Rush Limbaugh into the argument stating as FOX NEWS’ Shepard Smith so rudely remarked on Friday’s STUDIO B: “Patrick Kennedy is using the Rush Limbaugh plea” by saying he’s addicted to drugs "in order to avoid arrest and prosecution."

 

Note to all Liberals and Shepard Smith; not one whiny-assed liberal idiot gave Rush a break who was not convicted on any drug charge because investigators found no proof of a crime committed. In fact, every liberal wanted Rush arrested, fired from his job, shot, drawn and quartered and imprisoned for life in solitary confinement without food or water.

 

Now liberals want conservatives to have pity on Patrick Kennedy.

 

“Have a little compassion,” Ellis Hennican told Ann Coulter on Friday night’s Hannity and Colmes hour. Coulter said everything truthfully when discussing the law-breaking, alcoholic, drug addicted, in need of anger management—as seen in airport videos—repeat offender Kennedy.

 

The Kennedy’s are elitists who get away with everything and anything they want because of their bought-and-paid-for-with-boot-leg-money royal name.

 

Jackie Kennedy refused to raise her children around the Kennedy clan because she disliked their ways and values; that says a lot.

 

What amazes me, is not one of these embarrassments to New England called Kennedy’s can actually drive a car. If they’re not driving over bridges where they leave their pregnant girlfriends to drown in four feet of water because they don’t want to miss last call on Martha’s Vineyard, they’re driving into police barricades at peculiar hours, wrecking yachts, driving their wives to drink, habitually cheating on their wives only to annul the marriage so they can legally sleep with their whores, or get off on charges of rape—twice, skiing drunk, and flying planes during heavy fog when their legs are broken.

 

But Kennedy's can do anything they want because their name is Kennedy.

 

Of course, some only have to wait twenty-five years before they finally go to prison for beating their brother’s girlfriend to death with a golf club. Mrs. Moxley gets a life sentence of heart-break; Martha Moxley received death.

 

The rest are to busy fornicating with trees, a.k.a. Bobby Kennedy Jr.

 

By claiming he was on the way to a vote, Congressman Kennedy legally got out of a breath test and trouble for driving under the influence of alcohol.

 

By having the name Kennedy, the Congressman completely avoided the law. By professing he is a supposed drug addict entering rehab, Kennedy created a difficult case for prosecution; if it even gets to prosecution. Remember, he is a Kennedy.

 

How slick; how very Kennedy.

 

Washington D.C. needs to enact a Constitutional Law; if your name is Kennedy, you can not drive automobiles and Flying is completely out of the question. Skiing is still up for question.

 

Kennedy’s and cars mix as well as Liz Taylor and husbands.

Copywrite May 6, 2006

IF THE WAR ISN’T TO YOUR LIKING TED KENNEDY,

WHY DON’T YOU GO OVER TO IRAQ AND FIGHT THE TERRORISTS.

 

BY LISA RICHARDS

JUNE 25, 2005

 

I watched the senate Armed Committee grill our fine Generals in uniform and the Secretary of Defense who are doing a magnificent job fighting a war that no one but George W. Bush had the guts to undertake. And what I found ludicrous was Senator Ted Kennedy’s consistent idée fixes that the war in Iraq is a quagmire, our troops should come home immediately, and Secretary Rumsfeld should resign his post.

 

Of course the Senator would never resign his post or apologize for all his drunken indiscretions. 

 

Never once did Ted Kennedy give our men and women credit for freeing 25 million people from a maniacal despot. Never once did Kennedy offer up congratulations to General Abizaid or Secretary Rumsfeld for the fact that this war is not another Viet Nam, instead, the Senator’s rhetoric was incongruous and lame. Kennedy just can’t let the failures of his late Brother JFK who got us into Viet Nam after his disastrous debacle in Cuba—the Bay of Pigs—and Lyndon B. Johnson who conducted the war to the annulment of itself—go.

 

When Democrats screw up—and they do it in the fashion of Napoleon-goes-to-Waterloo, they are praised like Jesus at Lazarus’ tomb. But when Republicans destroy a regime of monsters and fiends, free the people who suffered severely under rape, torture, and death, giving them freedom and democracy, Republicans are greeted and treated like Christ on the day of his whipping.

 

Kennedy’s misfeasance of authority is out of control. The Senator gives the impression that America is not behind the troops and supportive of their heroic services to our nation and the nations of Afghanistan and Iraq.

 

General Abizaid was quick and right to point this fact out.

 

The General stated that Kennedy’s lack of support along with other leaders in his party have given our troops the impression America is no longer on their side. Abizaid gave Kennedy a good talking-down when he noted Kennedy’s rhetoric is harmful to morale. If our troops are to win the War On Terror, their leaders as well as civilians must support them Abizaid noted. Our leaders send clear signals to the enemy when condemning U.S. actions in Iraq, he pointed out. It is our leaders who supply the enemy with negativity needed from the U.S. used to cause harm to troops fighting for the greater good, Abizaid further noted.

 

Abizaid made it clear; Senator Kennedy and those leaders who share his beliefs have endangered the lives of our troops who ask Abizaid if the American people are supporting them. Abizaid explained he informs his men and women that the American people support them, but many leaders on the Hill do not.

 

The General asked Kennedy: if our troops do not have the support of their leaders what does that say to the enemy? Kennedy remained silent.

 

Ted Kennedy never bothered to offer an apology for his two and a half years of purulent lies expelled from his mouth or his lack of much needed support to our fine men and women in uniform. Instead, he demanded the secretary of Defense resign, asking why he has not resigned.

 

The Secretary slapped the winner of The Martha’s Vineyard Drink/Drive/and Drown Triathlon right in the face with a terrific comeback. The Secretary stated that none of the Generals sitting before the panel agreed with Kennedy’s quagmire insinuations and went on to answer: “I have handed in my resignation to the President twice, but he has told me that he refuses to accept it.” Ouch.

 

I love how anti-war liberals call the War on Terror in Iraq a quagmire, yet they would never don a uniform and fight alongside our troops.

 

Not one of these redundant hypocrites has come up with a better plan to destroy terrorism. Gee, you think maybe that is because the only way to fight these turban-toting ticks of the desert sands is to keep on fighting until we have killed them all no matter the time frame?

 

It’s strange how liberals never wanted to get out of Viet Nam.

 

Even when their Patchouli lavished, hairy-arm-pitted-liberal-peace-niks decried the war, Johnson the liberal, kept the U.S. in that Malaria infested jungle for over a decade until President Richard Nixon—a Republican—came in and pulled us out.

 

A Republican ended a Democrat’s lost war that cost billions and could have been won in Washington—we won it in Nam—if Johnson knew how to conduct a war.

 

Nixon never got credit for bringing the troops home. Instead, Democrats who put us there protested the war, blaming Republicans for the Democrat war, taking all the credit for ending their own fiasco and still refuse to leave that war.

 

How Democrats do love Viet Nam.

 

It’s sort of like Bill Clinton denying he “had sex with that woman”, which liberals insisted he did not, then admitting to it only to disappoint his constituents who immediately felt it was mistake that must be forgiven because after all, the French do it all the time; then go about looking for any bit of dirt they can find on a Republican.

 

George W. Bush once drove 20 MPH on a rural, Texas dirt road under the influence of beer when he was young. Laura Bush once returned a library book one day late, and Ma and Pa Bush skipped church one Sunday to vacation in Maine where Pa Bush was seen fishing instead of praying.

 

Let’s take a deeper look at the failures of Democrats.

 

A Democrat refused to stand up to the Ayatollah who kidnapped Americans in Iran holding them for 444 days. It was a Republican who demanded the release of the hostages or bombs would be dropped. The Republican got results; the Democrat lost but continues to take credit as one of the greatest peace givers the world has known despite being the actual cause of the 1979 hostage crisis.

 

That same democrat is responsible for the assassination of the Shah of Iran who begged for help to save Iran from Islamic tak-over.

 

Thirty years after the fall of Saigon, President Bush has done what Johnson should have done to the North Vietnamese—toppled an empire. The North Vietnamese still live under communist rule thanks to Johnson.

 

Bush has a Secretary of Defense who would scare the stink out of manure and cause Andrew Jackson to think twice about calling the crotchety coot out at ten paces.

 

Thank God.

 

Can anyone imagine the condition our great nation would be in if Jimmy Carter were in charge right now? He would turn his back on Ibraham al-Jahaari as he did with the Shah of Iran who actually liked us and wanted to stop the Ayatollah from taking over the government, giving him no assistance in fighting al Zarqawi as Carter denied assistance to the Shah when terrorist overthrew Iran.

 

Carter Would never utter a single threat when our people are kidnapped and brutally murdered. Kennedy of course would praise him. Oh wait, he did.

 

We had eight years of terrorist strikes on Americans—one of which was the first World Trade Center bombing in 1993—and the Clinton/Gore Administration did absolutely nothing to prevent future attacks from occurring.

 

Clinton and Gore were handed bin Laden on a silver platter by Mansoor Ijaz, a CIA analyst working for the Administration who was the CIA contact to Saudi Arabia which wanted to give us the terrorist.  The Whore and the Bore refused to take the terrorist in to custody. They refused Saudi Arabia’s request and Ijaz's continuous proof the terrorist was a threat to humanity. 

 

Clinton and Gore rfused to take out the man who would kill over 3,000 Americans.

 

One must ask; if Saudi Arabia considers someone bad what does that say? Clinton and Gore went on record at the time stating that bin Laden was not a threat to America. FDR said that of Hitler and the Emperor of Japan before the Emperor bombed the U.S. and FDR was forced to join the war and bomb the bastards.

 

I suppose I should give Clinton credit for bombing an aspirin factory. That really took guts. And he did go to war with Bosnia in order to cover up his internal affairs, so he must be given some reward for fake wars and refusals to lock up guys who annihilate the human race.

 

I’m fed up with Ted Kennedy and his pseudo-sanctimonious know-it-all bull; if he thinks he can do a better job fighting the War On Terror, put a uniform on that obese alcohol saturated body and get in there with the Marines and fight like a man.

 

Killing people ought to come easy to Ted Kennedy.

Copywrite June 25, 2005

DON’T DATE A KENNEDY UNLESS YOU’RE AN OLYMPIC SWIMMER:

A GIRL’S GUIDE TO DATING THE KENNEDY MEN

 

BY LISA RICHARDS.

JULY 11, 2005

  

There are plenty of fish in the sea without women becoming part of them. I’m speaking of course about Ted Kennedy and his little mishap—as the Kennedy’s like to look at it—with Mary-Joe Kopekne. Apparently, gutless Ted didn’t have the guts to dump Mary-Joe the normal way, no; he had to dump her, literally, in to the Chappaquidick Bay.

 

What do women see in Kennedy men, other than John Kennedy Jr. who was not a slime-ball like his uncle Ted; an environmental, tree-hugging loon like his cousin Bobby Jr.; An adulterer like his father JFK, or a Lobotomizing, Jew hating, Nazi-lover like his Grandfather Joe Sr.?

 

Let us not forget Ted Kennedy’s nephew William Kennedy Smith, AKA, Doctor Rape who sexually assaults his victims and walks free to continue his practice. Then there is the Kennedy Cousin Michael Skakel, who beat his brother’s girlfriend to death in her backyard with his golf club on Halloween night in 1977 because she wouldn’t be his girlfriend.

 

Let’s not forget how Joe Sr. publicly and habitually cheated on his wife with Gloria Swanson, then informed his son, the future President who caught them in the act when he was a boy, that cheating on ones wife was not wrong as long as you never divorce your wife for your whore.

 

Of course his daughter who refused to abide by the Kennedy cult-like lifestyle—Joe Kennedy considered being a Kennedy a religion—was subsequently taken to New York City (when mom Rose was in Europe) where father Joe forced a full frontal lobotomy on her in order to shut the out spoken but “slower than the other kids” girl up.

 

Joe Kennedy did not believe in women speaking their minds, so he had his daughter’s mind removed. He preferred a mental case to a woman who actually used her brain.

 

Ted Kennedy, on the other hand, either drowns women to shut them up or he turns them into mindless drunks like ex-wife Joan.

 

Then we have the late, but highly worshiped, JFK, the only Kennedy to become President because Joe Jr. was killed and a Kennedy had to become President to satisfy the Jew hater who lost his chance at the White House by becoming chums with Adolf Hitler.  Joe sr., extortionist extraordinaire, was able to buy his son the election. Silly me, I thought you had to actually win it honestly.

 

Not if you’re a Kennedy.

 

The idolized JFK was a pervert extraordinaire. Following his father’s Kennedy’s-can-do-anything-they-want-to-get-ahead advice, and whore-with-all-the-women-you-want-as-long-as you-never-divorce doctrine; JFK made a career out of sleeping with every woman except his wife.

 

The only smart thing he did was lower taxes and attempt to assassinate Fidel Castro. He failed as miserably at that one as he did as a husband.

 

Apparently, Bill Clinton considers himself a Kennedy. There isn’t much difference—Whores with money made illegally through bootlegging, and Hillbilly whores with money made through banking scams. And all have been accused of murder.

 

So, to every woman out there foolish enough to actually date one of these fiendish Kennedy’s, let me give you some dating tips:

 

A GIRLS GUIDE TO DATING A KENNEDY

 

 

1. Know how to swim like an Olympic Gold Medallist. And always carry a snorkel and life jacket in your handbag.

 

2. Never let them drive you to the beach—or over a bridge. That         

should be a warning sign right there. Have you ever known of a male Kennedy who actually knew how to drive his own car—across a bridge?

 

3. Don’t wear a skirt unless you wear iron-plated pantyhose—they can’t rip those off you. Play it safe, wear a chastity belt under the iron-plated pantyhose. Better yet, wear skin tight jeans.

 

4. When they start discussing brain surgery, they mean full frontal

lobotomy. And they are thinking you’re far too educated to be loose in public.

 

5.  Beware of the Kennedy who offers you a drink—advice from Joan Kennedy. 

 

6.  Aerial dates are not a good idea. But if you must, take flight lessons yourself (learn to fly by controls, manual does not work at night) and always wear a parachute.

 

7. If they have an autographed copy of MEIN KOMPF on the coffee table: oh please, need I say more? If you’re a Jew, you should get that one.

 

8. All summers are spent in Hyannis Port—at the Kennedy family Compound. Let me put it this way; Jackie Kennedy hated the family get together on Cape Cod. She considered the Kennedy’s obnoxious. When in doubt girls, ask yourself; “What would Jackie do?” Probably high tale it to Greece. You know something is wrong with Kennedy men when a beautiful woman would rather vacation with a short, fat, homely, four-eyed, bald Greek instead of a handsome President who happens to be her husband. Money can’t hide ugly, but Jackie preferred it over the handsome rich President.

 

9.If they ask you to go golfing on Halloween night, run like hell! If you’re dumb enough to go golfing with a male Kennedy, wear a crash helmet. Tell him it’s your Richard Petty costume.

 

10. Beware of other women singing “Happy Birthday” at his birthday party.

 

11. Never work for Kennedy men as a personal secretary. Work requirements—having sex with the boss against your will and becoming his girlfriend—against your will.

 

12.Never go on a ski trip with Kennedy men unless you’re an Olympic gold medalist.

 

13.Beware of blonde actresses—Kennedy men collect them like stamps.

 

14. If they take you for a walk in the woods, stating they desire

some hugging, it’s not you they want to hug; it’s the giant Blue Spruce in the forest they’re in love with.

 

15.The older they get…well just take a long hard look at Ted Kennedy. Need I say more?

 

16. You’re not the first, and you won’t be the last.

 

17. They claim to sleep drive after taking tons of prescription drugs. Of course that's the excuse they use when driving drunk.

 

18. Their heads seem to grow physically as they age--look at Ted Kennedy. Do you want children by them?

 

19. Avoid Dates on Yachts--if they don't sink them they crash them like cars.

 

 

20. Are you that Stupid? With all the single, eligible men out there, you are actually considering dating a Kennedy? If the men don’t wind up dead, the unlucky girl with them always does.

 

DON’T DATE KENNEDY MEN!

Copywrite July 11, 2005

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