ONCE AGAIN, TRAGEDY PROVES AMERICANS ARE NOT AS EVIL AS THE WORLD ACCUSES:

UNTIL GEORGE BUSH BECAME JESUS CHRIST

BY LISA RICHARDS

August 6, 2007

On August 1, 2007, an entire lane of the Minneapolis Bridge spanning the Mississippi river in Minnesota collapsed at 6:15 p.m. during grid-lock rush hour taking many citizens down with it to injury and death. Survivors say the bridge began to rumble as if the was earth quaking, and within four seconds drivers went down with the bridge. An on the scene Fox News reporter described the site of the collapse as “simply too much to bear to look upon.

The image of the giant span was surreal; the long span connecting two ends of the city was nothing but debris and piles of cars lying in the river and ground below.

Live footage showed citizens rushing the river’s edge, risking their own lives to rescue people from their mangled cars; as cameras panned away, the horror the Fox News reporter shakily described was visible to viewers and it was catastrophic.

Across America and Minnesota, viewers wondered if their friends and family living in the city of Minneapolis were among the victims in the many cars under the river’s water. Sadly, for some, that wonder became reality; thankfully, the death toll is not as high as high as expected.

What is expected, and never fails to happen, did happen. Despite our political divisions and heated arguments over ideals, we Americans have enormous hearts and unselfish ideals when it comes to acting humane. The proof is evidenced in the wake of crisis. When tragedy strikes, Americans put everything except love aside; we rush to aid one another even if it means we might become a victim ourselves while trying to save our fellow man; we become self-less, uncaring about the fact we might get hurt; we only know we must act to save those hurt, those missing, comfort those grieving and do something, anything, to celebrate the life of those lost so their deaths are never in vain.

The world consistently denounces we Americans as greedy colonial exploiters of the world’s poor; too rich, too comfortable, selfish, un-giving despite the billions in aid we give the world, and just plain loathsome and deserving to be abhorred as evil. The opposite is true; Americans are not selfish losers and every tragedy has proven Americans have a natural born spirit of heroism.

That’s not to say Americans never act selfish or point blame at each other; we do, but we rush to respond to catastrophic events, whether they be ours or the world’s, with amazing altruistic response.

Case in point; the bridge collapse in Minneapolis; within moments of the collapse, citizens began rushing the river’s edge, jumping in the water to pull people from their cars. One self-less man risked his life to rescue an entire bus full of screaming, terrified children he was chaperoning. In those heroic moments that man put his safety aside to be parent and protector to children he promised their parents he would take care of. Had he wanted, the man could have jumped out of the bus to save only him self; he chose the children. Victims crawled from their cars, stopped at the edge of the remains of the bridge, to crawl up the giant slabs disconnected from the intact section of bridge to help others trapped escape before more of the bridge collapsed. Those citizens thought of others safety first; they scrambled to help each other off the hanging section rather than leave anyone alone to die. Teenagers, whom we normally think of as lazy, became heroes as they jumped into the water or climbed broken bridge girders to pull people out of cars and off sections of hanging bridge.

That’s the American personality, that’s the American way, that’s our code of honor; we don’t leave our brother’s and sisters behind, we make sure they go with us to safety even it means we must risk our lives to accomplish the right thing.

But out of the great love toward fellow man the citizens of Minneapolis displayed, came liberalism and the desire to inflict hate and politics into disaster and bravery.

Within 24 hours liberal House and Senate Democrats stood up blaming President Bush as the reason the Minneapolis Bridge collapsed. Apparently George Bush climbed the bridge girders, using his trusty Monkey Wrench, disconnected nuts and bolts holding the bridge together, then sawed through the girders in order to destroy the bridge and kill the citizens of Minnesota.

Bush is mad at Minnesota for his loosing the House and Senate; Minnesotans did not vote in enough Republicans to help Bush keep the power.

In fact, I have it on good authority that Rudy Giuliani helped Bush sever the bridge since the two are responsible for setting dynamite under the World Trade center, detonating the towers to demolish them for political gain. It is said Rudy strategically place a few select pieces of dynamite in just the right places to down the Minneapolis Bridge.

This is Rudy’s effort to scare Minnesota into electing him president. If Minnesotans don’t elect the Italian, the Italian will give Minnesota the Italian job.

All over America there are bridges in danger of collapse from age and years of use, this causes horrible accidents as seen August 1, 2007, but apparently bridges collapse by the power of George W. Bush, who, by the way, can walk on water.

Accusing Bush of the Minneapolis Bridge collapse is not only insane, it’s a political grasp at political straws by loosing House and Senate Democrats whose majority is loosing respect for not doing squat. Rather than commend the heroic city for saving their fellow man, Democrats have to turn a horrible accident into a Bush conspiracy theory.

Not one liberal finger pointer bothered to place the blame on state officials who took the bridge repair funds for their own personal use. No, Dems must blame George W. Bush, because Nancy Pelosi has done a terrible job of doing nothing with her crown since taking the House in January.

These blame-game Dems are the same losers who blamed Bush for 9/11 despite the fact Clinton refused bin Laden and ignored years of terror threats.

But the nasty remarks don’t hide the fact Americans have big hearts.

September 11, 2001 was the perfect example of our nation coming together to take care of one another, to save, to search, to help recover. Amidst our shock and dismay, we instantly responded with selfless love. Many rescue workers have since died from lung ailments because they were willing to stay at Ground Zero months on end recovering the lost so families could have closure. Despite warnings to New York City there might be asbestos danger and future repercussions, rescue workers put other’s first risking their lives for victim’s families and America.

Whenever women and children go missing, Americans show up at search and rescue ground zero in droves to search for a person they’ve never met but want to find and return to their loved ones. And when victims are sadly found dead, those strangers who came out to search attend victim’s funerals mourning the loss of someone they never knew, giving support to a family they have no connection to.

When mines collapse, Americans come together, joining the miner’s community in prayer and celebration when the miner is rescued, and tears and prayers when hope is lost. When planes crash, Americans go to the site to lay flowers and pray for the families left behind; when students are murdered by fellow students, Americans come together to pray and mourn the loss of people they never met and support the survivors.

And Americans give. Funds in honor of the lost are set up to aid victim’s families. That is not greed, that is not selfish, that is our Americaness, our code of honor, our goodness, our innate desire to help one another.

Some reading will say no, America has done nothing for Katrina ravaged Louisiana; Time Magazine’s latest issue is a complete denunciation of America, claiming the Gulf Coast has been left behind waiting to be hit by another storm. Not true; Americans donated billions in cash and volunteers around the country have been helping the City of New Orleans for two years to regain it’s self. The help will continue because Americans want to help their fellow citizens, but it’s not America’s fault thousands of New Orleans citizens refuse to return to rebuild, rather demand the government and George Bush rebuild their city and give them free new homes.

You see, Katrina was another George Bush supernatural act. Bush wanted to rid the entire south of black people, so he waved his magic Remington double barrel and brought down a mighty white-supremacist anti-black wrath upon the Gulf Coast and wiped the snot out of Jambalaya junk.

That’s the inner workings of the liberal mind; Bush is evil, he causes violent hurricanes, bridge collapses; he creates the illusion of enemy attacks on America to seal his reelection and gain ground to go to war for the fun of it.

George Bush has the power of Jesus Christ, he just refuses to raise the dead he killed. Hey, they didn’t vote for him or reelect his majority.

Americans prove that out of tragedy comes good, a silver lining exists, God is with us and gives us the strength to endure and get through by helping one another in any way each person can contribute. And many of the contributions, as always in disaster, are Bush pledges.

So to the rest of the world which loves to look at America as greedy, self-centered stingy losers, take a close look at the faces of the citizens of Minneapolis, you’ll see the true American spirit—loving one’s fellow man, even at the risk of one’s own life. And to the whining brats of the House and Senate who are mad Bush keeps catching Al Qaeda’s leaders and foiling bomb plots, go to Nancy’s vineyards and tie a few on; you all could use a good drunk to get out of your snot-faced stupor or rancorous hostility.

copyright 2007 Lisa Richards

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HOW JERRY FALWELL SAVED AMERICAN VALUES

BY LISA RICHARDS

May 19, 2007

Jerry Falwell was one of America’s heroes. He was loved by many and hated by a lot who despised accountability for immorality and corruption. But whether you loved or hated Jerry Falwell, he helped put the breaks on the free-loving course of the degenerated 1960’s American culture by standing up with the Holy Bible in one hand and the U.S. Constitution in the other proclaiming the truth: our Founding Fathers did not separate religion from politics and Washington; our founders did in fact turn to Christ to found this nation and create the U.S. government.

Jerry Falwell was a patriot who wanted America to continue strong and not be taken over by anti-American foreign cultures and Hollywood culture. He knew if America was to continue and get back on track we better put God back into schools and not let the ACLU evict him from Washington.

Jerry Falwell proved to the anger of the liberal left that “Separation of Church and State,” the letter from Thomas Jefferson to Connecticut Baptist Christians who wanted Jefferson to tell the Congregational Church—the official religion—to stop trying to ban Baptists, was freedom of religion, not from religion.

“Separation of church and state” was a statement of protection to all Christians. They are to be protected from Atheists and the government taking away America’s freedom to express Jesus Christ. And Jerry was the preacher who started the Christian right whose goal was to take America’s founding back from those trying to burry it under white-washed lies which have replaced out school’s history books, public buildings, and brainwashed minds.

Jerry Falwell stood up to the ACLU, Atheists, Humanists, and all anti-Christian groups after the 1973 Roe V. Wade by founding the Moral Majority in 1979. He consistently debated secular groups on “Separation of Church and State,” giving patriotic Christians a strong voice once smashed by the I-hate-America liberal left. Because of Jerry Falwell, people like me raised believing we should do for God and country before we do for me, had someone in our ring giving us a voice.

On Tuesday afternoon of May 15, 2007, America lost its first outspoken and uproariously boisterous patriot preacher since early American evangelists Roger Sherman and Anne Hutchison: Reverend Jerry Falwell. Jerry who was found dead in his Liberty University office died from a heart arrhythmia at the age of 73. Jerry Falwell’s death was a shock to those like me who loved and greatly admired the American patriot who took America by the dirty collar, ripped open the torn seems, and with the harsh and much hated truth, began repairing the damage done to the fabric of American values.

Jerry Falwell whose “Old Tim Gospel Hour” program drew my attention along with so many in America almost thirty years ago, helped grow a majority voice that stood up screaming enough is enough. We’re sick and tired of sixties free-love, do what makes you feel good, liberalism’s Socialism/Communism, the ACLU demanding Christians have no rights and Atheists have every right, marriage should be allowed for everyone and anyone no matter the union of the sex or the age of the women the man is raping for religion. Jerry Falwell stood up loud-mouthed and offensive to every so-called modern-minded America and said no; you can’t do anything you want because it makes you feel good. You have to do what’s right.

Jerry Falwell’s morality stance was the real leverage that helped push Ronald Reagan to the forefront and conservatives to the poles to elect the first born again Christian president since Abraham Lincoln. And Jerry didn’t fall for the crap of Jesus was neither liberal nor conservative. Jerry knew the bible proved Jesus was “conservative” by everything Jesus declared and Jerry let everyone in America know.

Jerry never made excuses for anyone’s life-style, Christian or non-Christian. Remember Jerry’s infamous “God created Adam and Eve; not Adam and Steve.” That comment made almost thirty years ago woke America up to realize Gay Marriage was not just scripturally unacceptable; it was unconstitutional and had to remain so if polygamy is to remain illegal and twelve-year-old girls not legally raped by old men forcing them into marriage.

The result was many gays hating Falwell to his untimely death, but the majority of Americans continuing to say no to gay marriage.

Jerry Falwell was castigated throughout his 34 year public career as being hateful toward gays. The opposite was true. Falwell stated a few years ago on Fox News that if one of his children or grandchildren came to him and confided he or she was gay, Falwell said he would still love his child as always. He said he would pray for his son or daughter to know Christ and know true happiness in a heterosexual marriage, but he would never stop loving a gay child because that would be unChristian.

Oddly enough, those who disown their gay children are never born again Christians. The anti-Falwell Gays disowned by parents are always disowned by parents who are not followers of Jesus; rather followers of a religion based on a dogma of legalism.

Falwell further infuriated many Americans on September 18, 2001 when he made the following statement to Pat Robertson: “The Lord has protected us so wonderfully for these past 225 years. And since 1812, this is the first time we’ve been attacked on our soil and by far the worst results. I blame the ACLU. And, I know that I’ll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way—all of them who have tried to secularize America—I point the finger in their face and say “you helped this happen.”

I am one of those who actually got the gist of that statement and agreed with Falwell who was not saying gays and women who had abortions caused the attack on America. Falwell was saying America was forced to sit idly by during the 1970’s Carter years that destroyed the CIA, the FBI, and the U.S. military while allowing Iran’s Shah to be overthrown by terrorists because Carter hates America.

Jerry was pointing out how liberals like Clinton never bothered to go to war against an enemy quietly invading America with terror cells hiding in New York and blowing up the World Trade Center in 1993, The Khobar Towers, the Kenyan Embassy, and the U.S.S. Cole prior to 9/11. Jerry was actually stating a fact: Clinton could have stopped the terror, but was more concerned about sex with Monica Lewinsky and the liberal media was more concerned with protecting Bill Clinton’s sexual freedom and that of everyone who feels they should be able to do whatever makes them feel good and to hell with society, than making we Americans aware that Islam has been slowing taking over.

American liberals allowed terrorists to be protected by the ACLU who says Islam has religious freedom, but Christians don’t, and all for the sake of granting every one and anyone else whatever they want. It got us attacked because we were too busy paying attention to what we want for ourselves, not what America needs. That was what Jerry voiced.

Falwell was saying America’s turning a blind eye to eight long years of Bill Clinton having sex in the Oval Office and Americans claiming the French do it all the time so why can’t the president, while Clinton ignored CIA intelligence from Mansoor Ijaz, who told Clinton back in 1996 that bin Laden was threatening to attack America, got 3,000 people murdered because Clinton and Gore refused to take a murdering terrorist into custody.

Sex for the president and everyone else was more important than American lives and that angered Jerry Falwell who admitted later his rhetoric was too harsh and apologized for how he phrased his comments.

Gays took the comment as a personal attack upon each gay person in America when Falwell was saying America was more worried about promoting every form of life-style to TV viewers as good for whoever it makes feel good, and normal to try out whatever peaks your interest even if its degrading and immoral. Rather than putting our focus on Muslims sneaking around are cities and towns with bombs to kill us all, we Americans were told to be tolerant toward all life-styles and let people experiment with sex.

America was supplementarily concerned with coddling the so-called Civil Rights of spoiled brats trying to reverse American values while worrying about never hurting anyone’s feelings. America is not allowed to say sorry, but America was founded on Christian principles we have to follow if we don’t want to lose this country to terrorists trying to take over America and replacing it with Islam. To do so was deemed intolerant by the Clinton leftists who took over in the 1990’s.

The result of the ACLU and elite media not allowing America to discriminate against Muslims who should be discriminated against got 3,000 people killed because liberals said America couldn’t offend Muslims feelings. It’s ok to offend Christians, just not those who bombed New York in 1993 and got away with it thanks to Bill Clinton.

Calling Islam and Muslims what they truly are, evil people who have no right to live in America, is considered cruel. That’s part of what Falwell was saying. But gays took his honest straight-talk about focusing on life-style as a personal attack upon their personal sex lives. The problem is too many Americnas gay and straight refuse to keep their sex lives private while demanding Christians shut up.

Falwell apologized, explaining he didn’t say gays actually caused 9/11. Gays didn’t care. As far as the gay community was concerned Jerry was evil for pointing out secularism had changed America from a culture of morality to a culture of accepting every and any life-style as  "whatever floats your boat" kept America from focusing on terrorism.

I agreed with Jerry on that and give him credit for trying to rectify his words. We did lose sight because mainstream America made us comatose to what secularists love—whatever will destroy evil white and Christian America.

I have been one of those people who thinks we should fire the Gavin Nusum’s of the world and stop making the Rosie O’Donnell’s of the world role models to be revered. We need to go after Islam and Muslims and stop feeling distressed over hurting terrorist’s feelings. We need to stop focusing on what Americans do in their bedroom as long as it’s not against women and children. We must stop ignoring evil to accommodate life-styles.

Complacency will get us all killed and take America back from the goons of gore. That’s what Jerry was saying. He just happened to be a tough-talker in an America whimped down to the point of wussiedom that can’t handle it when a guy says “I don’t agree with you; you’re wrong.”

Islam wants to kill all Americans gay and straight. Islam wants all Christians and Jews dead. So does the ACLU. Islam and the ACLU want to destroy America and Falwell was stating that clearly in his 2001 interview. But thanks to the Me-Generation 1970’s, we’re not permitted without authorization from liberals, to insult, miff, and hurt any body’s feelings. We must all hug one another and plant daisies with Dr. Phil. Sorry, but I like Dr. Laura.

That infamous 2001 interview did not destroy Falwell’s career as many self-centered, snot-nosed brats who care more about themselves and what they can get assumed. Falwell’s comments actually made more Americans realize we need to fight against secularism in order to protect America—gay and straight—from sneak attacks we can’t see when being forced by the media—who love terrorist and hate Christians—to concentrate on someone’s phony “right” to marrying and having sex in a same sex life-style.

Sorry people, but I don’t give a rat’s ass if you’re gay or straight. It’s not my business what you do in your bedrooms. And please do me and the majority of us who don’t care about your me, me, and me world a favor and stop telling us about it.

We need to focus on Islam and destroying them. We need to focus on repairing what our founders created and liberals destroyed. If gays out there really think they can be gay in an Islamic non-Madisonian America good luck.

Basically what Jerry was saying is: do it on your own time and not mine and the rest of America’s time. Your personal life is no one’s business. You were born with constitutional rights, but marriage is not one of them for any American. Marriage is a privilege, not a right. That’s why the founders never made marriage a right. If it were, anyone would legally take advantage of women, girls, and boys.

Jerry was maintaining: stop trying to make your life the rest of our business when we have enemies out there we need to watch versus watching Ellen kiss women and Bill Clinton ask for noun definitions.

Many reading this will consider me a homophobic racist. Too late; many of you have already accused me in e-mails of being anti-gay because I believe marriage is between a man and woman only and gay marriage is a con game set up by divorce lawyers looking for more money and polygamists trying to legally rape little girls in legalized harems.

I’ve been tagged anti-black by some readers because I don’t believe in Affirmative Action, consider Condoleezza Rice a role model, love J.C. Watts and Michael Steele, whom I wish would run for president, and I’ve been called a hater of Hispanics because I’m against illegal immigration and a Spanish-speaking America to accommodate Hispanics.

I’ve even had some of you call me a colonizing white supremacist who probably has white sheets hanging in my closet next to my ready-to-burn crosses because of my outspoken love of our Founding Fathers and the U.S. constitution.

Guess what, I like Jerry don’t care if I offend and upset anyone. My concern is America and its continuation, not who gets to have sex with whomever. I care about not being attacked because the mainstream wants us blind to the truth of evil. And I care about America’s Christian founding on Jesus Christ.

Am I fundamentalist? To many who chastise me I am because I love Jesus who gave me a second chance full of hope just like he gave Jerry, the son of a Gnostic drunk hope.

Those of us who speak out against wrongs the way our founders did in the Federalists Papers and the Declaration of Independence become tagged as extremists. To any reading and thinking I am just that I thank you. James Madison was considered a trouble-making extremist by King George. Thomas Jefferson was called a seditionist by the crown for declaring we have unalienable rights given by God. Anne Hutchison was called a rebel-rouser by the Massachusetts Colony who literally ran her over the border to Rhode Island for preaching legalized religion was not Jesus or his gospel love that all people needed versus following a man. And Jerry Falwell was hated by the left for loving Jesus and America and combining God and government as Madison, Franklin, Jefferson, Washington, Adams, and Lincoln all did to create a great and successful nation under God.

Mysteriously and incongruously to the left, it’s the people called right-wing extremists who help more people than the do-gooder Hollywood stars like Bono and Brad Pitt who insist they can end world hunger and AID’s they blame America for.

Jerry Falwell was a decent human being. He built a home for unwed mothers so frightened young women abandoned by parents would not have to have abortions. Jerry spent millions of his own money paying for the medical bills. Those who could not keep their children were helped by Jerry with adoption. Those who wanted to keep the babies were helped by Jerry who set up funds for the mothers to raise their children.

Either way all the women were given a home to live during the nine months. Jerry also put those girls through college at Liberty University. He believed the girls could go farther in life and better themselves and their children if they had educations.

Jerry founded a home for alcoholics because he believed people needed counseling and God’s love to get sober. Those people too were offered educations to realize anyone can do great things with their life without alcohol and drugs.

Those helped in Jerry’s homes for alcoholics and unwed mothers have spoken out publicly over the years to thank Jerry for giving them a chance to live by letting them know God loves them no matter their life’s circumstances or life-style. 

Liberals have yet to reach out with that kind of love.

The ACLU never did that. Hollywood certainly not does that. The People for the American Way on no occasion lift a finger to accomplish any of that. And the so-called great Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton have not once, under any circumstances—unless people pay Jesse a fortune to be helped—done what Jerry Falwell did because Jackson and Sharpton support abortion rather than supporting frightened girls.

Jerry Falwell reached out to Americans because he was a great American who wanted everyone to know Jesus’ love. The ACLU and People for the American Way would rather have Americans dead by way of Islam than allow freedom of religion to Christians.

The above groups did however help millions of women take the life of their unborn children for the greater good of whatever makes you feel good.

I will miss Jerry Falwell’s outspoken and sometimes outrageous rhetoric. America still has preachers left who preach the gospel straight up without pretty kiss-ass no-hurt-your-feelings rhetoric. Unfortunately those preachers are over-shadowed by what I refer to as gushy rock-star preachers. 

Unlike the rock star preachers who claim it’s better to say it doesn’t matter if you’re a Hindu, Muslim or Christian; God accepts all gods and beliefs other than his plan if you want people to like you; Jerry wasn’t looking to be liked. He was more concerned with people knowing Jesus’ love and saving America from evil. That’s why I liked Falwell and will miss his honesty.

God bless you Jerry. Thank you for never being afraid to tell the truth even when it got you bashed by the left and many of your own fellow Christians who believed you had to bend over and kiss everyone’s butt for a buck. You gave many of us a voice to speak out by your speaking out for us.

Lisa Richards copyrite May 19, 2007

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WHICH PRESIDENT’S DAY?

THERE ARE 43 YOU KNOW

BY LISA RICHARDS

February 19, 2007

Remember the good old days when the United States actually showed respect for Presidents Washington and Lincoln by setting aside two special days of celebration for each great man? We called the days Lincoln’s Birthday and Washington’s Birthday.

Now we don’t give a rat’s behind about two men who saved the Union in two separate wars so we Americans can spend our daily lives worrying over who the father of Anna Nicole’s baby is and what kind of wig Brittney Spears will wear on her bald head.

No longer do we celebrate the birthdays of Washington and Lincoln on separate days; rather, liberal-assed Congressional jerks decided the two men can have one day called “President’s Day” in order for Americans to blindly celebrate by beating the tar out of each other in the race to purchase discount towels and bed sheets.

If the president in question were Bill Clinton, there would be so many holidays in his honor, we’d have to forgo the Gregorian in lieu of a new set of months and added days.  

I guarantee, 100 years from now there will be:

1. “Bill Clinton’s Birthday,”

2. “Bill Clinton Inauguration Day,”

3. “Bill Clinton Impeachment Day,”

4. “Bill Clinton Day,”

5. “Bill Clinton Lamp Day Sale ,”

5. “Bill and Hill’s Wedding Anniversary Day,”

5. “The Bill Clinton Harlem Day Parade,”

6. “Blue-Dress Friday,”

7. “Bill Clinton History Month,”

8. “Bill Clinton Black History Month,”

9. “Bill Clinton Black President’s Day,”

10. “Pardon A Criminal Day,”

11. “The Bill Clinton National Intern Day,”

12. “Pink-Blouse Monday,”

13. “The Bill Clinton Memorial Wall,”

14. “The Bill Clinton Feminist Day Parade,”

15. “”White Water Day,”

16. “Bill Clinton AWOL Day,”

17. “Bill Clinton Family Council Centers Of America,”

18. “The Bill Clinton Aspirin Therapy,”

19. “Bill Clinton Colleges,”

20. “Bill Clinton Universities,”

21. “Bill Clinton High Schools,”

22. “Bill Clinton Trucker Colleges For Hill Billie’s,”

23. “Bill Clinton Law Schools,”

24. “Bill Clinton Bible College,”

25. “Bill Clinton Rape Clinics,”

26. “Bill Clinton Free-Clinics Of America,”

27. “The Bill Clinton Guide To Better Sex Without Your Wife,”

28. “The Bill Clinton English Rhetoric Book,”

29. “Bill Clinton Mountain,”

30. “Bill Clinton Highway,”

31. “Bill Clinton State Parks,”

32. “State Bill Clinton” replaces Arkansas,

33. “Bill Clinton Trailer Parks.”

34. Hill and Bill’s faces on Mount Rushmore,

35. "Bill Clinton Moment of Silence."

America used to respect its Founding Fathers. American schools used to teach children about Washington and the American Revolution and how the General fought Cornwallis to a surrender and defeat that gave us our freedom.

American schools used to teach children about the man named Abe who fought a war between the states to save the United States and in the end freed blacks from slavery. America used to celebrate that man’s life and the fact he was murdered because he chose to preserve America rather than let it crumble.

Now those two men are known for Laura Ashley Chintz and Egyptian cotton.

Since the 1960’s, Abe Lincoln has been turned into an adulterous dim-wit and George Washington has been called a failure because he only won three very successful and decisive battles; three battles that were the pivotal outcome of America’s future.

Washington has also been rewritten as a whoring S.O.B. Bill Clinton, the whoring S.O.B. is praised as the first black president and greatest president of the 20^th century.

Barack Obama who only has 18 months experience in politics and hasn’t done one, single thing for the Illinois Senate except smile for the people while doing a good job imitating Pentecostal Preacher T.D. Jakes; is considered the greatest thing since Novocain and the best choice for president next to Hillary Clinton.

The entire news day has been devoted to why a drug addicted stripper died and an untalented bald drunk.

Today America should be learning more about two men who changed the course of world history for the better. America should have parades in honor of two men who put God and country above their own wants so Americans can spend their lives worrying about Africa and what kind of baby Madonna will purchase next.