SORRY VIRGINIA;

BUT THE LIBERALS HAVE ARRESTED SANTA CLAUSE

BY LISA RICHARDS

December 20, 2007

Well, not really; but any year now we should be reading that Santa’s across America are being arrested and imprisoned for doing the most unspeakable act of all: wishing Americans a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

God forbid Santa Clause wishes you a Merry Christmas, he might offend a Muslim purchasing a back-pack at that very department store where Santa is ringing a bell. We can’t have Santa acting like a delinquent toward terrorists; what kind of a country would America be if we actually wanted peace on earth and good will toward men versus a good bombing of infidels.

In Illinois, Columbus Manor Elementary School has decided Christmas decorations are unfair to Muslim children. The little Muslims now get the lunchtime breaks to pray their pagan prayers while the Christian and Jewish children can shove Christmas and Hanukkah ornaments where the sun doesn’t shine.

Illinois schools are banning Christmas, yet they have decided to allow Muslims their pagan rites. According to parents “One Muslim parent complained about Christmas and now they are capitulating to the [Muslim] parent. Once again we are protecting the rights of the minority in a situation and to hell with the rights of the majority.”

The superintendent of the Columbus Manor Elementary School of Illinois stated the Muslim parent wants Ramadan decorations displayed in the school, but they had been taken down. So now the Muslims must have prayer time and Christian children can shut up, put up and forget about Christmas.

This is what secularism has done to America; it has let the murderers of mankind take over every aspect of our lives via the liberalism which hates God. Basically, if the ACLU had it’s way parents of America, they would have you sit down and tell little Johnny and Susie the truth parents; Santa hates your guts, he does not exist, he’s a big fat slob who needs a good Jenny Craiging, and we’re all becoming Jehovah’s Witnesses. 

On Newsvine.com, a pastor has made his true feelings about Jesus quite clear in a column titled “Atheists, Some Christians Agree on Banning Christmas?” “As Christmas draws near, Pastor John Foster won’t be decorating a tree, shopping for last-minute gifts or working on a Holiday sermon for his flock. After all, it’s been 50 years since Christmas was anything more than a day of the week to him.”

That man is no man of God. No pastor ever forsakes the Christmas sermon; it’s of utmost important a pastor tell his flock Jesus, God in human form, came to be born

as one of us to save us. Apparently Pastor Foster no longer believes in Jesus’ birth and its meaning.

Maybe he will enjoy explaining that to Jesus when he stands before him: “Why didn’t you tell the people why I came?” “Because I’m really an ungrateful liberal jerk.”

The list of anti-Christmas anti-Santa goes on. Schools are banning Christmas cupcakes because Christmas cupcakes might make kids fat. As opposed to the yearly junk food diet their parents raise them on. One day of cupcakes is not going to raise a kid’s cholesterol level. But this is not about the Nazi Food Police I personally think should be banned from America; this is about ridding America once and for all of Christmas to accommodate Muslims and Atheists.

Of course there is the faux African Kwanzaa holiday invented by a White Christian hating rival to the Black Panthers named Ron Karenga, also known as Dr. Ron Maulana.

Karenaga, a convicted murderer, invented Kawanzza in order to con blacks into believing they have a separate holiday from whites. You see Jesus refused to be born and die for blacks. So the founder of United Slaves, a Black Panther rival, invented a holiday stolen from an African festival that has nothing to do with Christmas or Jesus. But that’s the whole idea; turn blacks away from God.

Of course the ACLU has no problem with the fact Karenga is a murderer, not to mention he served time in prison for the whipping and torturing of two black women with electrical cords before beating them senseless with Karate batons and shoving soldering irons in the mouth of one as he placed he toes in a vice.

Karenga went free and all was forgotten. Now he is a Professor of African Studies at UCSD and a hero for bringing a fake holiday to America, the country he hates with a passion because it was founded by white Christians.

Hey, but you know, Santa is after all a racist white guy, and he never liked those little black snots waiting to ask Santa for a gift. But Uncle Ron will be happy to string Christmas lights on electrical wires around black women for Christmas.

Last year, Panthers and other liberal blacks wanted the Bing Crosby song “White Christmas” banned because it sang of Christmas being “white.” Note to liberal communist idiots: snow is white, not black. The song is about snow falling on Christmas Eve you imbeciles, not white people jumping down your chimneys to attack you! And Irving Berlin, who wrote the song, was a Jew.

Oh wait, the Panthers hate Jews too; they’re Jesus’ people.

Oh please, it gets worse.

In Great Barrington, Massachusetts, the town known for its beautiful Christmas decorations and lights along the main street, the mayor has decided that Christmas lights are not good for the planet. Apparently Santa is now causing global warming. That’s right; the town council kooks of Great Barrington have asked that the town’s displays of lights not be displayed because it might cause further global warming.

Oh dear, Santa is trying to flood the North Pole!

Note to all: Great Barrington has asked all you Christmas lovers out there to please refrain from offending the mayor who prefers the lights be called “holiday lights.”

Maybe the mayor should string a few lights around the Christmas balls for shock treatment.

Christmas is such a Holy time of year; a beautiful peaceful time when we should think about what is truly important in our lives. Christmas is not about gift-giving, it’s not about the food and parties, and it’s not about the kids. Christmas is about one kid—Jesus Christ who came to earth to be born as a man, to live as one of us so he could die for us. Hateful liberals, Atheists and the ACLU want to turn Christmas into a Ramadan Muslim Day to punish all Christians for having the audacity to believe in the only one true God—Jesus.

If they have to, liberals will lynch Santa to make their point that Christmas is evil and now causes global warming.

Those are the real reasons behind the attempt at banning Christmas each year—destroy the truth and the hope of life given to mankind. Then let crime reign.

It’s better to have hopeless people living in despair and on the verge of suicide then to let them know there is a God who loves them, who came to earth to be one of them, and died to save mankind. If all have that hope, then poverty lessens, people rise out of despair, and liberals are out of their scrooging jobs.

The next thing that will happen is department stores will raise banners reading:

“SANTA DOES NOT EXIST,”

“MOMMY AND DADDY ARE LIARS: THERE IS NO SANTA,”

“SANTA DIED IN AN AIRPLANE COLLISION LAST NIGHT: SORRY, NO   

 MORE CHIRSTMAS KIDDIES.”

“SANTA’S DEAD!” SANTA GOT RUN OVER BY YOUR DRUNKEN PARENTS

 LAST NIGHT!

Actually, that will be the next academic requirement for teaching in public schools: teach children Santa is a lie and their parents are even bigger liars who hate them and fill their innocent minds with fairy tale lies in order to brainwash them.

If liberals hate Christmas so much, why don’t they go live in Saudi Arabia where Christmas is forbidden? I’m sure all liberals would be happy under such horrible living standards where no holiday but Islamic holidays are allowed and women are beaten and murdered Karenga-style daily.

Christmas is wonderful. It’s the gift of life from Christ. So celebrate him to the fullest and merriest and be thankful for everything and everyone in your life!

God Bless all and Merry Christmas.

Lisa Richards

copyright 2007 Lisa Richards

www.lisa-richards.com

HAPPY THANKSGIVING:

NOW GET ME SOMETHING EXPENSIVE FOR CHRISTMAS

BY LISA RICHARDS

NOVEMBER 19, 2007

Once again it’s that time of year when we rush to grab the fattest Butterball, the biggest pumpkin pie, go berserk trying to outdo our relatives over who can make the best award winning stuffing this year since last year’s by cousin Liz was a bomb even though we told her it was fabulous while secretly reaching for Pepto Bismal. Every year we become maniac’s over who can out do who on the best apple pie, complain about the fact Aunt Martha is visiting  this year and who gets to “take her” for the week while others drone on and on about how they wish their parents would move to Florida and never migrate for the holidays. Most spend the next month and half complaining that they hate holidays all the while spending money on tacky décor they insist on having to impress those family members they hate.

Yes, it’s that time of year to celebrate Thanksgiving by acting like a bunch of ungrateful spoiled bastards who consider starvation and deprivation going without imported goose liver pate and fabulous little crackers to spread the mashed organs upon during hors d’oeuvre hour.

Don’t you just love the holidays; especially when it brings out the brat in people?

Last year, the news channels reported Europeans migrate every Christmas holiday to the U.S. in droves for the most fascinating spectacle—watching Americans shop and spend. Apparently our overindulgence for horrifically tacky do-dads we would never buy any other time of year fascinates Europeans to the point they actually pay airfare money to watch us Yanks turn into manic mental shopaholic morons.

The sad embarrassing fact is Europeans are not flying here to watch us enter church and give thanks and feed the poor; they want to watch the spend-for-all which includes prize fighting knock-outs in department stores over ugly fashion.

And all our ancestors wanted was freedom and to thank God.

I personally adore the holidays. I love everything about them with the exception of the commercialization created by anti-holiday Atheists who love celebrating the money aspect of the holidays. But they are the minority in America, so to hell with them. I’ll be blasting the Christmas music, breaking out the pinecones for wreath making, pumpkins for the table centerpieces, and Christmas decorations the day after Thanksgiving while thinking about the fact I have a lot to be thankful for.

I’m alive, I have a family and friends who love me, and I live in the best country on earth. I have no complaints. Too many snots needing a good ass-whipping are complaining and forgetting why we celebrate a day called Thanksgiving and to whom we should be thankful—God.

Our founders knew the meaning of thankful. They struggled to forge a land out of wilderness while starving, freezing, and dieing so we could eat like there’s no tomorrow, and then complain about what the scales reads the next day.

Thanksgiving was not a holiday in 1621; it was a religious feast of thanksgiving to God who spared the lives of half the Mayflower passengers who survived a brutal Cape Cod winter without food and warmth. The Pilgrims and Wampanoag’s did not spend the day singing and dancing, which was considered ungodly to the religious Pilgrims. Pilgrims and Wampanoag spent their thanksgiving attending church for three days. Those days were designated days between September 21 and November 11; the days of Thanksgiving. Two years later, because of droughts, fasting was added to the three days of prayers for blessings upon the people (History.com).

Three days of church, prayer and fasting would never be allowed by today’s ACLU standards. The fact Wampanoags shared the belief of thanking God would be considered racist toward Indians by today’s secularists who would say Bradford and Winslow forced Christian conversion on the tribe. The fact is Squanto and his people did partake in the three days of prayer and sharing Thanksgiving with the Pilgrims to the dying day of every Mayflower passenger and Wampanoag of that generation (history.com).

In those early days of our founding there were no Stop and Shop’s or COSTCO’s to pile food into wagons for immense feasts of turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, yam and marshmallow pudding, hasty pudding, cornbread, pumpkin pies, cranberry breads, Succotash, and an assortment of desserts fit for a king. A Pilgrim Thanksgiving was whatever could be caught in a trap, grabbed out of the bay and speared with an arrow or shot with a musket. And if it was eatable, it was pulled out of the wild earth and boiled. And everyone was thankful because it meant another day less hungry.

There was no such thing as “Black Friday.” That conception was invented by department stores that don’t care about our history; they want your money, not caring how they con you into buying so you can impress your loved ones as long as you spend, spend and spend until the bank forces you to cut your credit cards.

I often wonder what would happen if today’s America was transported back in time to William Bradford’s Cape Cod with brutal winters worrying where the next meal would come from to feed one’s children. Survival was of utmost importance; there was no keeping up with the Winslow’s and Alden’s; Pilgrims looked to God as the only answer to their needs. They were people who left everything behind, including civilization, to found a nation based on God.

The Pilgrims did not arrive with furniture as assumed; they had trunks with few goods and not much food for travel. They had to hand over their butter cargo—protein—to the king as payment to sail. They were left with salted fish and barreled water which went stale after a week on the high seas.

Not one person arrived with money or any form of wealth. Friends and family were three thousand miles away in England never to be seen again. The Pilgrims were poor people in a foreign land with no towns; only desolation. The blessing came in the form of Squanto and the Wampanoag’s who befriended the foreigners, helping them survive. This was the true gift of the first thanksgiving—friendship and love.

Often the concept of Thanksgiving’s true meaning is forgotten. We spend more time focusing elaborate feasts and what time of the early morning to park our vehicles outside the shopping malls on Black Friday.

The mad dash for whatever Wall Street tells us to purchase consumes our every waking moment until we run for those mall doors, knocking over everyone in our way, fighting over hideous looking sweaters we would never purchase under normal reasoning—(we’re not normal on Black Friday, we’re psychotic with paranoia over tacky present purchasing)—ripping cloths off racks, leaving them for the sales girls we have no respect for at that moment to pick up; yelling at people to get out of the way, complaining there are never enough cashiers when you need one, babies screaming because mothers care more about buying disgusting gifts their husbands will be forced to endure the wearing of, and the continued complaining over the fact parents are not going home for three more days.

We’ve become the generation of secularization and we don’t care.

As I stated above; I love the holidays. I love going to church in the morning for the holiday sermon and thanking God for everything he does for me. I love the day spent with family preparing the dinner together. In my family everyone chips in with whatever they want to cook and we have a great time doing it, even when the dog jumps up on the counter, pulls a pie down and runs through the house with the pie with everyone chasing him. My family watches the parade and Miracle On 34^th Street—the Maureen O’Hara version; we watch football games shouting and cheering like banshees—my brothers and cousins are usually on top of a sofa screaming GO! GO! GO! while the dog steals something else and runs through the house with my mother and me chasing and calling him names—in a very nice talk-to-doggie-tone of course if we want the cranberry bread back.

When it’s time to eat, all gazillian of us—that includes friends without family we refuse to leave alone on holidays—squeeze in, hold hands and thank God we’re together. Then we eat while everyone out talks everyone else telling hilarious family Thanksgiving stories leaving everyone screaming with laughter year after year—like the true story of how Grandpa forgot to hunt the turkey one year, got Grandma’s pet goose that wore bonnets instead, disguised it as a turkey, let everyone eat it until Grandma went looking for her pet goose to feed it “din dins” and the truth came out. So did a cast iron pan chasing a man’s head around the house.

So many people look at holidays as drudgery: the awful task of spending time with family. They forget some people don’t have family. They forget there are American children living in orphanages who would give anything to have a family and know the feeling of family holidays. People who hate holidays and dread family need to be homeless on the streets during those times experiencing true despair. To have a mother and father is a blessing. I understand there are horrible parents out there and their children have suffered. Those children wish to seek comfort in the homes of friends who love family and holidays. Those children know what it truly is to be thankful—to survive another day without abuse.

Selfish people, who simply complain because their mother annoys them, their family annoys them, their father is a grouch, etc, need a good whipping. If family life is so bad, volunteer at women’s shelters and see how some people are forced to run with their children to stay alive. Those women are thankful to have a Thanksgiving without violence. Visit an AID’s hospice where this might be the last Thanksgiving for AIDs victims. Their families refuse to have anything to do with them because they have AIDS. Visit a retirement home where some elderly have no family left and nothing but memories to keep them going.

And don’t forget our troops fighting for our lives. We have Thanksgiving because they keep America safe. Pray for them.

We have so much to be thankful for in America. We have everything materially we could ever hope for. But those are intangible things that hold little value compared to the value of family and friends. Family is valuable, friendship is valuable, what we receive on our plate should be received gratefully. Some people will go hungry this week; some will be without loved ones; some may no longer be with us; some will die in battle for us. We must put our priorities in the proper place and be thankful for everything holiday we have with loved ones.

Thanksgiving is not about a stuffed Butterball and pumpkin pie; it’s about thanking God for our lives he gave himself for.

Happy Thanksgiving and God Bless to all;

Lisa Richards

copyright 2007 Lisa Richards

www.lisa-richards.com

lisa-richards@lisa-richards.com

ZERO TOLERANCE LAWS NEED BANNING

BY LISA RICHARDS

June 19, 2007

Throughout the United States, public schools along with public buildings have “Zero Tolerance” polices states and local governments claim protect American children and adults; in reality they hurt, destroy and divide.

Many public schools forbid students from kindergarten through college years from wearing the cross. The reason; it might greatly offend Muslims and Atheists. It is however quite acceptable for Arab Muslim terrorists to massacre 3,000 innocent Americans, and it is an absolute that Atheists destroy the Christian religious foundations of the United States; to do so is more than the standard adequate; it’s magnanimously broad-minded and progressive.

Dragging the Ten Commandments out of public buildings while firing judges who support God’s laws is the mandate of enlightened advancement making room for naked statues of Jesus covered in dung considered viable art. Anything reading “Thou shalt not murder,” “steal,” “commit adultery,” “lie,” “take the Lord’s name in vain,” etc, is the provoking of impertinent hate toward liars, thieves and murderers who deserve respect.

Keeping and reelecting judges on the bench who free child molesters and killers are necessary policies if the law is to maintain fairness and equality for violent offenders.

Welcome to the age of “Zero-Tolerance Laws” and the end of sanity and morality.

Case in point; during 2007 Flag Week, Students in California were allowed to make displays supporting the troops in Iraq; there was one condition to being allowed entrance to school grounds with the displays; students had to cut off the extremely tiny and very fake weapons on toy soldiers and tanks.

Apparently the student’s displays might actually allow for the children to declare and create warfare amongst them selves and kill each other.

Ten years ago, 79 percent of public schools had the “Zero-Tolerance” laws against violence; 88 percent were for drugs, 91 percent for weapons and 94 percent were anti-firearms policies.

The “Zero-Tolerance” for drugs is probably the most absurd; a child can be suspended for bringing Ibuprofin into school. In fact, recently, one Utah boy was suspended for giving his cousin a cold medicine pill both boys are presribed to take.

You see, the five year-old may be a Timothy Leary stoner on the lose trying to get Mormons wasted.

In Rhode Island, a five year-old kintergarten student was suspended for bringing a plastic pic-nic knife into class to cut his snack time cookies.

Oh good grief, the child watched “Psycho” one too many times and now he thinks he can knife all the pretty, single blonde girls who remind him of his mother he keeps in the basement.

Liberals like Al Sharpton are pushing for the word nigger to be banned from U.S. vocabulary. Only the phrase “N-word” will be allowed if Sharpton gets his way.

In Sweden, a law was passed making it illegal to tell homosexual jokes. If one makes a funny about gays, one goes to prison. United States liberals want to pass “Zero-Tolerance” laws on homosexual jokes and harrassment toward gays.

The above two are so assinine, drunk Hollywood bimbos could figure it out. No person with a smidge of decency would ever consider calling someone with black skin a nigger; it’s offensive and useless. As for homosexual jokes, most gays would have to be arrested under the zero-tolerance laws since it’s gays who are making all the jokes about themselves in TV shows and movies.

“Zero-Tolerance” laws are a way to prevent every American from owning a gun to protect one’s self and family; it is a way to make illegal the telling of jokes about ancestry, race, religion and sex. “Zero-Tolerance” is another liberal attempt to control mankind under communistic-type rules punishable by imprisonment if broken. Rapists, murderers, child-molesters, human traffikers, drug dealers and any person invading the U.S. illegally need never follow the above rules; to do so would be intolerance toward criminals.

Human beings are born with common sense; whether or not people choose to practice right versus wrong should not be punishment for the whole of humanity. Suspending children for bringing cold medicine or aspirine to school will not teach children not to do drugs; it will however teach the child that if they want to do something wrong and not get caught, never let anyone know what you’re doing. Be a liar and you can get away with whatever you want.

God gave all humans brains with intelligence; how people use that intellect is up to people. Unless it’s the absolute need for self defense, every person knows its wrong to shoot or knife another human being. Every person knows its illegal and dangerous to use drugs; it’s a choice whether or not people decide right over wrong.

Laws banning guns will never stop thugs from purchasing firearms and murdering the innocent; the lawful practice of the Second Amandment can, and has, time and again in the past, lessoned crime in the U.S.

Banning gay jokes will not prevent homophobia; there will always be people who hate other people no matter what. Banning the word nigger will not stop the existence of the KKK or other white supremecist ignoramuses; laws against hate do not stop the presence of bad people; as long as the devil exists, so does evil. You can’t ban Satan; you’re supposed to resist him. Every person with a brain and decency knows that.

The U.S. needs to worry more about stopping child pornography, child sex slave trade and traffiked women turned into prostitutes for strip clubs, porn movies and escort services who all claim the proffession is innocent. It’s not; it’s the destruction of humanity.

The U.S. needs to start executing child molesters and violent killers, not try to imprison people who tell gay jokes.

The federal government needs to crack down on the borders, closing them permenantly to stop illegal immigrants from entering the country. Many illegals have raped and murdered U.S. citizens only to walk free on the race card.

The U.S. needs to start executing drug dealers, because their paraphernelia is a weapon of murder they use to make money. There is no difference between a hired assassine and a drug dealer; both are armed with guns; one uses the gun to murder, the other sells the drugs which cause overdosed deaths. Both people are murderers and both walk free because liberal judges and activists believe thugs are equal to the innocents they violate.

If violent criminals would only tell gay jokes while calling blacks niggers, all criminals would be executed and America would be pretty much crime-free.