GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A LIBERAL:
WITH A FACE LIFT
BY LISA RICHARDS
January 9, 2007
She’s the self proclaimed
“nice Italian grandma” who grew up in a “deeply patriotic [family] very proud of our Italian-American heritage—(as
opposed to her American heritage which she and her parents were born into)—and [we’re] staunchly Democratic.”
And now that staunch Democrat is the Speaker of the House “for the children” according to Nancy Pelosi. Whatever
the hell that means.
Nancy Pelosi’s speech
of inaugural nausea was all for “the children” as started by Madame Speaker. This is America;
the only thing American kids give a crap about is the latest IPOD they can demand out of their parent’s wallets. And
children in need remain in need so Democrats can keep their party. Without creating “needy” people Democrats would
cease to exist.
But don’t fret, Nancy’s
gonna’ screw your grandma’s over the healthcare and tax coals as soon as she can sign minimum wage hikes into
law which will automatically hike taxes to fund minimum wage for unskilled workers. Pelosi also told America
she and her people—that would be the race called liberals—intend on raising taxes on the rich to supplement the
so-called poor.
Speaker Pelosi is smacking
that gavel over the heads of every elderly and American business owner in America
because she’s the law-maker of the land who “accepted [that] gavel in the spirit of partnership, not partisanship.”
And the evil rich are going to pay for their evil successes that built this evil nation founded on the sinfulness of freedom.
Nancy
requests all [liberal Democrats] “to join together in the first 100 hours to make Congress the most honest and open
Congress in history—100 hours.”
Except for the first 100 hours
of the 110th Congress which Republicans are barred from the Queen’s throne room due to the fact they disagree
with screwing Americans out of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
The most open and honest Congress
in history? Yeah, and I’m a liberal pro-papist, French-loving Communist.
But remember folks, Nancy’s
doing it all “for the children.” So is Michael Jackson. Both have bad face lifts.
Only Nancy
is the first to do everything. The first Italian-American Speaker of the House; the American can’t call herself what
she really is; an American. Nancy Pelosi is the first woman Speaker, the first Californian to be Speaker, the first woman
to drive a car, the first woman to have children and grandchildren, the first woman to drink coffee and eat without gaining
a pound of fat, and the first woman to look like she ties a bungee cord to her scalp and jumps. Sorry Joan Rivers and Cher.
I think you get it.
On January 4, 2007, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi of San Francisco
became America’s worst nightmare since the Clintons
turned the White House into Motel 6. The hard core leftist liberal who makes Hillary look like a nice Grandma became third
in line for the presidency and the first woman to hold the office of Speaker. And the Dems are sensationalizing this fete
like it’s the first female accomplishment in history.
I’ll bet every reader
that Hillary Clinton will cash in on the mama mania and start declaring herself a “mother.” I’m sure Bill
has called her a “mother” many times.
According to Nancy,
her new status is an “historical moment for the Congress and an historical moment for the women in this country.”
As opposed to Condoleezza Rice being first Black Secretary of the State “It is a moment for which we waited over 200
years.”
200 years? Has the women never
heard of Susan B. Anthony and Suffrage? Has Pelosi never heard women won rights to vote through suffrage? The Congresswomen
forgot women have been in Congress for decades?
Nancy
told America that women never lost faith they would achieve
high standards. I guess she’s never heard of Ella Grasso—first female governor, or Abigail Adams who wrote her
husband’s speeches and was the first American feminist fighting for voting rights, rights to one’s money and equality
over 200 years ago.
According to Madame Speaker,
we women have been working hard while waiting and “never loosing faith” we would redeem America.
Redeem it from what; sexual
promiscuity, homosexual marriage pushed by divorce lawyers for money, underage abortions without parental consent, out of
wedlock births, living together without marriage, sexual and violent TV and movies, freedom and rights for sex offenders and
violent criminals, and corrupt politicians who steel, murder and molest?
No, America
is redeemed to the power of women who never had power until Nancy Pelosi was crowned Queen of America.
Amelia Earhart, Abigail Adams,
Condoleezza Rice, Harriet Tubman, Sojourner Truth, Prudence Crandall, Susan B. Anthony, female Black Hawke pilots, Women of
the Air Corps. You ding bats have nothing on Nancy Pelosi. She is the only women in history to accomplish everything and anything
next to Hillary Clinton who was the first female president married to the first black president from 1992-2000.
Nancy Pelosi proudly told
the House Floor she accomplished her title “for our daughters and granddaughters, today we have broken the marble ceiling,
for our daughters and granddaughters, the sky is the limit, anything is possible.”
Too bad Condi Rice’s
parents didn’t break any marble and tell their stupid black daughter she could have become a champion figure skater,
professional ballerina, concert pianist, doctorate Professor of Political Science, Provost of Stanford University, Accomplished
Russian linguistic, Advisor to a president and the Secretary of the State Department.
Too bad Ella Grasso’s
parents told her she was too stupid to become America’s
first female governor. Too bad Martha Stewart couldn’t get a job to save her life and start a mega billion dollar industry
because she’s only a woman.
Pelosi invoked the founders
in her acceptance speech by noting they “envisioned a new America
driven by optimism, opportunity, and strength.” The only problem is, Nancy Pelosi is against those convictions. Any
opportunity belongs solely to the government she wants controlling American lives by forceful strength.
Pelosi noted how our founders
created a country that would be a “just and good place, as a fair and efficient society, as a source of opportunity
for all.”
This woman is a liberal who
only desires the opportunity to take away a fair and efficient society, replacing it with Social Darwinism slowly capturing
America by way of liberalism. Opportunity
and justice are set aside strictly for criminals so loved by liberals.
Pelosi claimed “Our
new America [that would be Europe]
will provide [nothing for Americans] unlimited opportunity [for liberal politicians] for future generations [of Communists
under my rule,] not burden them [the liberal politicians] with mountains of debt [I intend to place wealthy Americans.]”
Again, Pelosi has told the
press she wants taxes raised on the rich. That means job losses for those employed by the rich who can not employ if they
have mountains of taxes to pay to Pelosi’s government.
You may now promptly hit the
floor face first. I’m on Martini’s, purple pills, pink pills and every chalky drink in the antacid isle I can
get my paws on.
Some people I’ve spoken
to feel it’s no big deal Nancy Pelosi is in charge of the 110th Congress. In fact, those imbeciles in need
of Lithium/Thorzine/Valium Martini’s feel it’s historical to have Nancy
holding the gavel. Those same imbeciles think Condoleezza Rice is stupid and incompetent.
Supreme Court Justice Hugo
Black once held a gavel wishing he could use it on Blacks and Jews.
So many Americans don’t
seem to fully grasp the Pelosi disaster that just befell America.
The woman is dangerous and as Socialist as they get. Nancy Pelosi does not believe
in a government of the people, by the people; she wants the government to take full domination of Americans lives and has
a voting record to prove it.
Let’s take a look at
Nan’s voting record and beliefs so every reader can see what they’re in for over the next two years—and
possibly more if Democrats are not defeated in 2008.
According to a site named
On The Issues—(Every Political Leader is on ontheissues.org)—Nancy Pelosi scored very high with a 60% rating
on tolerance for different life-style choices. She’s pro-gay marriage. So are divorce lawyers who will make a fortune
on every gay marriage they are encouraging.
On standards for morality
and safety in America that would be enforced by the government
Nancy Pelosi scored only 40%. On free market competition and personal responsibility for financial matters the Congresswoman
scored 60%.
Here’s the worst: when
it came to believing the government should equally redistribute America’s wealth, deciding what is good for Americans—(not
Americans themselves)—and the government should resolve how much money is spent on the people without the people making
the decision; Nancy Pelosi scored low at 40% believing the U.S. government should have full jurisdiction of all American’s
money—(except liberals and Hollywood)—lives, choices and the government.
If that doesn’t worry
you, you deserve what Mrs. Pelosi is going to do to you.
Below is a chart of Nancy’s
voting record and beliefs from On The Issues at ontheissues.org. This is a legitimate site tracking politicians
left, right, liberal, conservative, libertarian without bias. Nancy is listed
under THE CANDIDATE.
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= Strongly Support = Support = No Opinion
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Oppose = Strongly Oppose
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Personal Issues |
The candidate |
Hard-core Liberal |
Hard-core Libertarian |
Hard-Core Conservative |
Hard-Core Authoritarian |
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Abortion
Is A Woman's Right |
Strongly
Support |
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Sexual
Orientation Protected By Civil Rights Law |
Strongly
Support |
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Organized
Prayer In Public Schools |
Strongly
Oppose |
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Death
Penalty |
Strongly
Oppose |
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Mandatory
"Three Strikes" Sentencing Laws |
Strongly
Oppose |
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Drug
Use Is Immoral: Enforce Laws Against It |
Strongly
Oppose |
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Allow
Churches To Provide Welfare Services |
Strongly
Oppose |
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Link Human Rights To Trade With China |
Strongly
Support |
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=
Strongly Support = Support = No Opinion
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Oppose = Strongly Oppose
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Economic Issues |
The Candidate |
Hard-core Liberal |
Hard-core Libertarian |
Hard-Core Conservative |
Hard-Core Authoritarian |
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Require
Companies To Hire More Women/Minorities |
Strongly
Support |
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