OBAMA’S RAISES DEAD ENERGY,

DEMOCRATS COUNT THEIR OIL STOCKS

BY LISA RICHARDS

August 8, 2008
 

As Nancy Pelosi prepares to save the world from people who drive cars, Barry Obama continues to dodge John McCain’s challenge to town hall debates for reasons more crucial than answering legit questions the articulator can’t answer: Americans are paying too much at the pump because they refuse to inflate their tires, build windmills and homes like Al Gore’s.

After Barry Obama told Americans they could save energy and oil by “making sure your tires are properly inflated… and get regular tune-ups…” (this is something no American has ever heard of nor done), the ever changing Messiah told the people of Lansing, Michigan that if he is elected president all American cars will once again be made in Michigan.  And the majority of those cars will be electric plug-in hybrid vehicles.

Obama failed to explain to his beloved flock of sheep being slaughtered where that electricity gets its energy: it’s not nuclear power; its electrical power fueled by oil America is forbidden to drill. 

Despite his insistence Michigan become the state of “green collar workers,” Barry O declared the 68 million acres of land leased by the federal government for Strategic Oil Reserves should be drilled on: Obama demanded he would make the government “use it [the land] or lose it.”  Never once did Obama explain Strategic Oil Reserves are set up for national emergencies such as war.

 

Gas prices may be high, but high gas prices fail to stop Americans from driving and heating their homes despite democrat’s desire for Americans to ride bikes and hitch buggies.  No crisis exists that would depend upon oil reserves being open unless Obama is elected and Iran becomes sacred ground against republicans and Israelis.

To use Strategic Reserves the U.S. would have to drill those 68 million acres of land.  That’s acceptable with Obama and Nancy as long as the U.S. never drills near a polar bear or shark.  If only we could get those nasty beasts to attack an Eskimo, we could declare a race-based war against indigenous people and drill in ANWR.

For added punishment Obama says he will force oil companies to drill on those “untapped acres” while adding a $15 billion a year tax hike on oil companies like Exxon that made $15,000 dollars per minute in its last quarter.  Of course Obama neglected to tell the crowd that Exxon paid $35 billion dollars in taxes for 2007 (half their earnings) because they are the highest earning corporation in the U.S. 

 

Exxon hands over half its earnings to the federal government who spend the taxed money on pork projects that raise the national debt.

The more money made, the more taxes paid.  That law was set up by democrats who believe in punishing the wealthy for the audacity of earning money.  Obama’s August 4, 2008 speech insinuated that Exxon, its executives and employees earn everything tax free.

Obama further declared that all “the oil drilled in the U.S. does not belong to America.”  Well he’s right on that comment since we will be giving our Florida shores to China for drilling.  Our southern oil will belong to China along with U.S. manufacturing jobs.

It’s perfectly fine for China to invade Florida’s continental shelf and take the oil; it is destructive to the beaches if America implements such a Machiavellian plan.

Obama blamed America for high oil prices (gasoline is priced higher in Europe where cars are Diesel fueled); Obama blamed America for pollution despite the fact America has cleaned up the environment over the past 20 years while China creates chemical warfare on U.S. athletes; climate change is also America’s fault: the climate never changed throughout history until republicans took over the House and Senate during the Clinton/Gore years. 

 

Obama insisted America should be more like France and Spain when it comes to saving energy.  In that case America should be allowed to build nuclear plants democrats don’t want built despite the fact France has proven nuclear energy is cheap, clean, efficient, and safe.  But that might hurt Nancy Pelosi’s plan to save Al Gore’s planet Obama has returned to.

The savior of senselessness switched back and forth on his gospel by asserting the U.S. should not waste time drilling for oil when a new Manhattan Project would make the U.S. energy independent.

In that case the United States should test a new Atomic Bomb on Saudi Arabia and then confiscate every ounce of Saudi oil after the evaporation is complete.

For a man who speaks so intellectually, Obama never says anything, nor gives an actual working plan.  He declares a need for drilling while insisting drilling will not solve oil problems democrats created by not letting Bush drill eight years ago.  By now there would be U.S. oil on U.S. shores.  Obama alleges the U.S. should go nuclear while claiming nuclear power will not solve any energy crisis.  Obama’s plan is for a “Green Collar” sector: people who build those fabulous European-style bumper cars one must plug into a wall in one’s garage in order to drive.  That is if one can actually fit into something built for children under five.

Again, that electrical energy powering embarrassing cars must be powered by something.  

No matter what democrats insist America can not run completely oil-free.  Democrats know this or they wouldn’t invest in oil companies making them fortunes while castigating the hand that makes them wealthy.  But stating otherwise would stop the continuation of indebted people democrats need to keep them in power while they let their Exxon stock roll over and grow. 

If the Messiah wins the election perhaps he will turn water into oil and save the planet from those awful republican drillers who believe we should no longer keep the Saudi Royal family in luxury.

Lisa Richards Copyright August 8, 2008 All Rights Reserved

www.lisa-richards.com

ICH BIN EIN APOLOGETISCH BERLINER

“I’m an apologetic jelly doughnut.”

BY LISA RICHARDS

JULY 28, 2008

After a whirl-wind tour of the Middle East where Obama entertained troops in Iraq by playing basketball in a pristine starched shirt, spoke with foreign leaders, avoided military hospitals because he’s simply too famous and attracts too much attention wherever he goes to be bothered with those who protect America, the Senator visited his homeland of Bethlehem to show Jews they can stop looking for the Messiah now that he has returned before heading off to Europe to end the Cold War between America and the EU.

On July 24, 2008 Barry Obama delivered his first address as Chancellor of Germany.  Or so it appeared.  In a speech titled “A World That Stands As One,” Obama stood before an estimated 200,000 adoring Germans letting everyone in Europe know just how “proud [he] is [of] America” by catering to a bunch of socialists who don’t believe in fighting the enemy that is trying to do what Hitler attempted: annihilate most of mankind.

Twenty years after begging for freedom from the Soviets, one would assume from watching and listening to the reception Obama received to his speech about coming together with terrorist nations, that Germany misses dictators.

 

Segregated from Brandenburg Gate, because only real leaders of nations are allowed to speak there, the “happy Negro” told Jovial Germans he “know[s he doesn’t] look like the Americans who’ve previously spoken in this great city [of Berlin].  My mother was born in the heartland of America, but my father grew up herding goats in Kenya…my grandfather was a…domestic servant to the British.” 

At least Obama can claim an elitist form of aristocratic slavery to his ancestry. 

Thank God Obama explained his skin color to those poor Aryans who haven’t seen a black man in Germany since Jesse Owens humiliated the Fuhrer.  At least Germans know black skin color doesn’t actually rub off when you touch a colored person.

Obama enthralled the crowd with his father’s “dream” for “freedom and opportunity promised by the West” [and] given by someone in an American university who “answered” Obama’s father’s “prayer for a better life.”  That is why I am here,” he told Berliners “yearning” for the same thing:” freedom, “because men and women from both our nations came together to work, and struggle, and sacrifice for a better life.”

Actually Americans sacrificed their lives to stop Germany from taking over the world.

The world did not come together as one with Germany as Obama insinuated in his speech; America and an American president using American power came together to accomplish that goal by dropping bombs on Berlin and Hitler’s Third Reich in World War II; and it is America and Ronald Reagan that are responsible for the fall of communism and the Berlin Wall in 1989, not the world or Germany.

As for Germany and its people: they are a free society.  A socialist society of anti-capitalists, anti-war, global warming liberals; but free nonetheless thanks to the U.S.  

Obama’s entire speech implied Germany worked with America to end WWII, fascism and communism, and America today refuses to work with Germany and the EU to end the Cold War George Bush started against Germany and France.

America need not fear; Obama articulately apologized on every American’s behalf for the insulting-to-Europeans faux pas caused by the nasty American white guy in a ten gallon hat and cowboy boots.  And German’s whole-heartedly applauded such efforts on the part of the man playing the lead role in his own “Roots” production.

Obama further apologized for the fact America is a nation of war-mongering torturers to the nation that exterminated 10 million Jews when he asked if “we [America] will reject torture…”  Apparently America has become the old Germany and Guantanimo Bay is Auschwitz. 

Germany’s Reich history was never brought up since it would be akin to calling Germany a former slave nation.  Obama is quite sensitive to bringing up a nation’s past sins.

The Messianic moron of audacity explained there is an even bigger threat to the world than communism and terrorism: “The fall of the Berlin Wall brought new hope.  But that very closeness has given rise to new dangers…that cannot be contained within the borders of a country or by the distance of an ocean…As we speak, cars in Boston and factories in Beijing are melting the ice caps in the Arctic, shrinking coastlines in the Atlantic, and bringing drought to farms from Kansas to Kenya.”

That’s the first time a Kennedy and their car can be blamed for killing the planet.

According to Obama’s Berlin speech, it was Berlin that saved it’s self with America’s help: the world came together with Berlin to tear down the wall and destroy communism.  Obama gave Soviet communists in East Berlin and their former Mayor the credit for tearing down the wall versus the mutual efforts of Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher, and Mikhail Gorbachev; praise went to Berlin’s former Mayor Teirgarten for stating “There is only one possibility [for Germany].  For us to stand together united until this battle is won.”  Obama never gave Reagan acknowledgement for demanding Gorbachev tear down the wall.

Obama claimed America’s destiny is shared with Germany: “No one nation, no matter how large or powerful, can defeat such challenges alone…in the absence of Soviet tanks and a terrible wall, it has become easy to forget this truth…if we’re honest…we know that…we have drifted apart, and forgotten our shared destiny.”

For such an articulate man Obama seems to forget it was Germany who told America no when America asked for help in taking down Saddam and his torturous regime.  It was Germany and Gerhardt Schroeder who estranged themselves from America and the War on Terror.

America took on the challenge of terrorism and is doing a magnificent job fighting a war Germany chickened out of.

Obama blamed the United States for Europe’s dislike of the U.S.; Obama called the U.S. a country that puts up barriers, segregates races, religions, and immigrants. That explains the 39.5 million illegal aliens living in the U.S., the fact the America’s ancestry is predominantly Irish, Italian, German, and British; it explains why Muslims have more rights than Christians and Jews, and further explains the removal of Christian symbols from public places in the U.S.

Obama praised the EU for its coming together as one nation versus 27 separate nations with their own individual identities and nationalities no longer sovereign unto themselves. Obama declared this the answer to prosperity while calling for shared equity in open markets and an America globally aligned with the EU.

There were no subliminal hints to what an Obama presidency would be: Obama is a European socialist at heart who wants the U.S. to get rid of its capitalistic free market society, its Constitutional Republic, and adopt the EU brand of government: distribution of all earnings and property.

On the upside, Germans got their first glimpse of a black man since the 1936 Olympics.

Lisa Richards Copyright July 28, 2008 all rights Reserved

www.lisa-richards.com