WHEN ARE REPUBLICANS GOING TO START ADMITTING THEY’RE GREATER THAN DEMOCRATS ON EVERYTHING?

BY LISA RICHARDS

October 5, 2006,

This week the Dow Jones Industrial Average is breaking the 12,000 mark, NASDAQ is hitting 3,000, and the economy is booming at 4.2 percent—higher than any industrial nation with a productivity of 2.4 percent in the past four quarters.

That is the highest it’s been in thirty years.

Job growth is up with a 4.5% unemployment rate. That’s greater than the so-called Clinton economic boom years. More than 5.7 million jobs have been created since August 2003, with 128,000 new jobs created in August 2006 alone. 2006 created 1.7 million jobs and unemployment is 4.7 percent—the lowest it’s been in forty years.

The per capita income in the U.S. is 9.2 percent with a total wage increase of 3.3 percent. U.S. manufacturing has risen 5.5 percent this year. It never did that with Clinton in office.

Gasoline prices dropped this to $60 dollars a barrel and the prices are going down at the pump—albeit slowly—but nonetheless they are going down at the pumps.

There are more billionaires than ever in the U.S., with millionaires on the rise daily—more so than the anti-Microsoft Clinton years; and poverty is very low in America.

In fact, the so-called poor are so fat; we should stop picking on skinny models and tell the fat welfare leeches to stop eating.

George W. Bush lowered taxes so low, everyone got a tax cut—mostly the poor by the way since the top five percent of Americans—the wealthiest—pay the majority of all taxes. So the so-called poor got the break. They should thank Bush instead of screaming their welfare checks aren’t as fat as their huge rear ends.

And Bush refuses to raise taxes “over his dead body.” Unlike Clinton who raised taxes—with a body under him.

Since 9/11, President Bush has fought two wars and liberated 50 million people from brutal dictators. Iraqi’s and Afghanis voted for their own governments for the first time in their lives.

The Republicans gave slaves democracy—for the second time in history. It was after all, the democrat party of the 1700’s and 1800’s who believed in slavery and fought to keep it. The Republicans were the Abolitionists. They still are.

George W. Bush eradicated the Taliban, killed Saddam Hussein’s violent, rapist sons, and captured the dictator who massacred nearly 2 million lives; and now Saddam Hussein is on trial for those murders, rapes, tortures, and the starvation of 25 million people.

Not to mention, Bush does not kiss ass to the UN like Democrats who think the UN should run the world and America should go away and retire.

Since 9/11, the Bush doctrine is responsible for capturing and killing tens of thousands of terrorists hell-bent on annihilating the West. In October of 2001, Bush enacted the Department of Homeland Security to investigate and survey all threats. By implementing this department, Bush tore down the wall Jamie Garelick built which kept CIA and FBI intelligence separated and unknown to the other.

Bush enacted Homeland Security to protect the U.S.; and so far it has worked. We haven’t been hit in five years thanks to Bush.

Bush built Guantanimo Bay where violent terrorists dead-set on obliterating America are imprisoned. Unfortunately they eat a bit too well by my standards—the once two-hundred pound men now weigh-in at 400 plus. They should all be hanged and dumped in to the Cuban bay to feed the sharks who would then avoid eating Florida surfers.

Unless of course if Nancy Pelosi takes over the House next month; the Patriot Act, Gitmo, and helping Iraq fight terror will all disappear because liberals hate America and love terrorists. 

Next, Bush enacted the Patriot Act; liberal’s least favorite organization because it spies on terrorists whom they love and feel deserves Civil Rights. In March of 2006, Bush pissed off liberals and most democrats by signing the Patriot Act Improvement and Author Act of 2005; further strengthening intelligence gathering for law enforcement.

The Patriot Act is for surveillance of terrorist’s phone calls and computer records—not your library card unless you want to learn how to make a bomb to blow up a Federal building, then Bush has the right to lock your ass up.

Neither did Janet Reno believe in investigating the computer and cell phone records of Mohammad Atta, nor did the attorney General believe tailing Atta might protect the U.S. when FBI agents suspected the wanted terrorist of plotting U.S. attacks because he was learning to fly without landing lessons. Reno said to look at Atta’s files would violate his civil rights.

And killing 3,000 people wasn’t?

Liberals hate the law; it tells them it’s wrong to drown a woman in four feet of water, have sex in the Oval Office and steal shoes off dead bodies.

On October 4, 2006, Bush signed a 38.8 billion dollar legislation bill ordering the continued building of the seven mile border fence between the U.S. and Mexico.

America and Bush also have an ally in Afghanistan who continuously thanks the U.S. for liberating his people from brutal terrorists. 

According to Afghan President Hamad Karzai, America did not start the Islamic violence that has been trashing and thrashing its way across the world for 1,400 years; telling the White House Press Corps the Afghan people are grateful for America’s liberating them from the Taliban and giving them democracy and freedom to vote.

According to Iraq’s President; the Iraqi people would rather have U.S. troops stay and protect his people until Iraqi police and troops are capable of such a task on their own.

Cindy Sheehan disagrees. According to Sheehan, Bush has massacred millions around the world and she will speak out for the 2,500 plus troops Bush murdered when he went to Iraq, picked up an AK-47, lined up all those innocent men and women and shot them by firing squad.

Cindy Sheehan; the so-called self-declared mother of dead troops; blames Bush for 1,400 years of Arab Islamic terrorism and forty years of hijackings, kidnappings and bombings of the U.S., its people and foreign embassies and bases.

Wow; Bush has been a busy boy. And liberals believe Sheehan rather than looking at Bush’s accomplishments.

Let’s not forget Bush scared the nightie off Qadaffi who admitted to harboring WMD, giving them up so fast out of fear Bush would pay the weasel a visit by way of Rummy and the troops.

Clinton never did that. Oh wait; he did bomb an aspirin factory. I’m sure hospitalized and hurting patients are eternally grateful for that Clinton accomplishment.

Unlike Clinton, Bush loves and supports Israel no matter what, refusing to give the Palestinian illegitimates Israel’s land. Bush also says Israel has the right to defend itself. Clinton believes terrorists should have 99% of Israel and Jews should find another home.

The only time a Clinton likes a Jew is during the primaries; then suddenly Clinton’s become full-fledged Jews.

Need I go on? There is so much more and George W. Bush and the Republicans should be tooting their horns like low-class dates.

So why doesn’t the Party of Lincoln stand up and tell the party of JFK, Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, FDR—Stalin’s best Friend and supporter of Communism; Yasser Arafat’s lovers—Bill and Hill the PLO supporters—Black Panther supporters, Nation of Islam lovers, Welfare slavers, old people’s healthcare stealers, and baby killers to shut their filthy, lying yaps and go back home—that would be hell if Satan actually wants them back.

Republicans need to stand up with Bush speaking daily about just how well this administration has protected America and given everyone a chance at home ownership through tax-breaks.

All Democrats are going to do is focus on the Congress-molester Mark Foley. I believe Foley should be shot, drawn and quartered, but so should certain liberals for their sexcapades—and raping and drowning.

Foley does not speak for the entire Republican Party. Put him in prison with a bunch of Bubbas and let them teach him a good lesson.

And Republicans; get up off your butts now and do something before Nancy Pelosi becomes third in line for the presidency.

Copywrite october 5, 2006 

GEORGE W. BUSH IS GOD:

AND I ACTUALLY THOUGHT JESUS HAD THE POWER

BY LISA RICHARDS

September 30, 2006

According to anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan, President Bush is endowed with supernatural powers. Sheehan, the pseudo-mother of all fallen soldiers, claims Hurricane Katrina is George W. Bush’s fault.

Sheehan stated that the disasters befallen Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama were caused by the President because of his stance on environmental protection, or as Sheehan feels—lack there of. George W. Bush caused the hurricane winds and rain that tore through the Levee’s, sinking Baton Rouge and New Orleans beneath the sea.

And I thought Jesus Christ was all-powerful and omnipotent. Apparently Jesus has not come to know and accept George W. Bush as Lord and Savior.

Cindy Sheehan is not alone in her claim that Bush is responsible for Katrina; liberals in general blame the President for the category 5 hurricane that destroyed the Gulf Coast. It is also Bush’s fault that tens of thousands are stranded. I guess no one in New Orleans owned a television or radio prior to the storm, because warnings to evacuate were heralded for an entire week. Not to worry, the thousands of thieving looters now have big screen TV’s and stereos stolen from every store they could break into and clean out.

Oh, and let’s not forget all those LOUIS VUITTON handbags the ladies bought with the money given the survivors for the sole purpose of  purchasing food and diapers. To hell with putting food in your child’s mouth, luxury handbags are far more important.

And people wonder why conservatives dislike welfare?

George Bush and the U.S. government are also racists according to liberals and their beloved liberal media; the people of New Orleans, Baton Rouge, and Biloxi are not getting help fast enough because the stranded, thirsty, and starving are black. Not to mention the fact that Bush had the levees rammed prior to the storm in order to drown every black resident. George Bush wants an all white South according to Louis Farrakhan.

Yeah, that's why he put a black woman in charge of the State Department and a Mexican in charge of the FBI; George Bush wants an all white America run by whites.

So, I am to assume that George W. Bush created a storm of great magnitude in order to starve and dehydrate to death the entire Southern black population of the Gulf Coast. In fact, Bush told all white’s to evacuate the three Gulf coast states, purposely not telling one single black person. That’s because Bush made it illegal for blacks to own televisions and stereos for radio and media broadcasting, thus forcing them to retreat to roof tops for survival. 

Blacks had to wait until the storm ended to rob New Orleans and Baton Rouge of every plasma TV in the cities existences in order to finally own what George Bush has  allowed only whites to have.  

Why is that hurricane’s never touch down directly on top of liberal’s heads?

For one week, the people of the Gulf Coast were warned that the area might be destroyed. They were told this would be the worst disaster to hit the coast, possibly sinking it beneath the ocean. All Americans were told New Orleans and Baton Rouge might be submerged under water rushing in from the sea, possibly breaking levees and devastating the land with killer force. But only half the population’s areas heeded the warnings and fled. The excuse is; the poor had nowhere to go. Neither did the rich and middle class, but isn’t it better to be alive and stranded on dry ground where you can get food and water, than sitting on top of houses and bridges because the city is beneath water and neither food nor water are existent?

Apparently ignorance deserves pity.

Oh, and let's not forget the ever brilliant Mayor Nagin of the sunken city of New Orleans; he had enough school buses to evacuate the residents who did not have cars; he chose to keep that little bit of info under wraps. Now it's under water.

That's not Bush's fault or the Federal government, that's the fault of a low-life Mayor and crook for a Governor. Notice how they both came out full-force with the buses on voting day, rounding up every black citizen of the city in order to get them to the polls.

But hey, if anyone should be blamed for the devistation and lack of transportation, let's blame the conservative President, not the gangsters running Louisianna and New Orleans who move their crooked butts when they want the vote.

And the victims of that state's city, so distraught from the devastation, raided every department store, independent store--not to mention other peoples homes--in order to commit robbery they felt was their right to do.

I feel I have a right to all the Louis Vuitton and Chanel handbags stuffed in my closet, but I paid for them instead of ransacking Bergdorf's for the goods.

I can understand taking food and diapers, but how do you feed you family with armloads of stolen Nike's, TV’s, jewelry, and antique furniture? Justify that one if you've got the nerve.

Hey, they may be starving and thirsty, but they’ll be well-dressed in their Nike's and Louis Vuitton to die on a stolen Chippendale chaise.

The looting is pathetic; the raping and killing by excuse of the cities destruction  is disgusting; complaining that the Federal government is not doing enough and working fast enough is bogus. How does anyone quickly enter submerged cities with truckloads of water and food? Ships can sail in only so far to the area. This is taking time because it’s difficult to reach the people who have no ground for trucks and military to stand on.

That still doesn’t satisfy liberals like Schumer and Beckle who look for any excuse to disparage President Bush.

The problem is this happened on Bush’s watch, not Kerry or Clinton’s, and that irritates the Dems to no end. They’re ticked off because they wish they could have all the disasters and wars Bush has had and succeeded in victory over. Clinton only got a bombed out aspirin factory and one Mid-West flood, which he was never once blamed for.

That's because Bush is God and caused Katrina. I thought Bill Clinton was God to the liberals.

Bush has had 9/11 and the War in Afghanistan and Iraq, which he won, freeing 50 million oppressed people, the War on Terror itself, which is killing terrorists, Gadhafi giving up WMD’s, Lebanon marching for democracy, an American re-election with more votes in presidential history, and control of the House and Senate, free elections in Afghanistan and Iraq that included women for the first time; an entire 2004 summer of Florida hurricanes which countless lives were spared because they listened to Jeb Bush’s warnings to get out—apparently the Bush's like Jews more than blacks—Bush has lowered taxes, jobs are up, the economy’s up higher than it's ever been, and he's appointed  more blacks and Hispanics than any President in history.

Poor Bill Clinton, he could only “obsess daily over capturing Osama bin Laden” as he untruthfully told Larry King.

It’s going to take at least six months to drain New Orleans, and that does not include rebuilding, which will take years—if you can get lazy welfare leeches to actually go back to their state, help clean it up and rebuild it. That means work, something Lyndon Johnson told Southern blacks they should never have to do because the white man owes them a living.

Why anyone would rebuild a city below sea level is beyond my college-educated brain. Higher ground makes more sense to a sensible New Englander such as me, but then again, I’m also a conservative and we tend to be far more advanced intellectually than the lower species Democrats.

But the Gulf Coast does need rebuilding; it's important to the American economy that we get it back. so would getting rid of FEMA and replacing it with the Christian organizations who seemed to be able to to get inside the city of new Orleans quickly, doing a far better job of feeding and clothing the survivors than an organization set up to do just that. Come to think of it, WAL-MART was on the seen so fast, I think we should put them in charge. 

Oh, but then who would liberals blame for all the troubles?

Maybe we should put Cindy Sheehan in charge since she apparently feels she knows how to run this country she so despises.

copywrite September 30, 2006 Lisa Richards

www.lisa-richards@lisa-richards.com